Things you can't believe someone said out loud to you

[Jyqm]

Originally Posted by mylittledemon

yikes! I would have urinated all over that woman's shoes.

I'm not sure which mental image I prefer, the one where the woman simply stands there in disbelief while you piss all over her new pair of heels, or the one where you have to chase her around the theater with your dick out.

[amber]

Originally Posted by rhiannon948

i had a similar situation happen at a club...i was with my friend who has a very nice chestal area and some guy yelled, "oooh, look who brought the titties!!!!"

at least that person was probably drunk, i don't know what excuse your guy has!!

I guess his excuse is that he likes big butts and he cannot lie. And I'm sure his otherbrothers wouldn't deny...

[GypsySorcerer]

Originally Posted by amber

I guess his excuse is that he likes big butts and he cannot lie. And I'm sure his otherbrothers wouldn't deny...

You gut buns, hun.

[amber]

Originally Posted by WildInTheWind

Well no one said this to me, but I couldn't believe that my child said this out loud to someone! When she was about.....1 1/2 we were swimming at the YMCA. THere was a rather large, ok completely obese woman in the pool, also. We swam by her and Olivia's eyes got big, she pointed her finger at her (we were RIGHT next to the woman) and said "huuuge" I was mortified. Just a couple of months ago we walked by a woman who was aslo very large and Olivia said (an pointed) "looks she's got a baby in her tummy" Once again .

aren't kids cute?
Apparently when I was two, I told my dad's landlord that he smelled alcoholic, with a sneer, and when I was three I told one of my mom's friends the same thing. (he was diabetic, something about keytones and bad breath, I dunno).
Also, when I was two, I relayed to my grandma that "my mom says it's okay to smoke pot when I grow up, but not cigarrettes" Which she probably didn't say, at all.
Anyhoo, that's funny, except of course, big people have hard enough lives already, so that's bad. At least you were mortified...

[amber]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

You gut buns, hun.

yarp. Maybe his girlfriend doesn't have a motor in the back of her honda?


Okay, I have to tell someone, and this is probably the best place. Tonight, on BART, on the way home from class, I saw a grown woman, who was reading a huge book and otherwise looked normal....wait....wait...






REPEATEDLY PICK HER NOSE AND EAT IT!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate snot, and everything to do with snot, i was soooo grossed out. I almost got a piece of paper out of my bag, wadded it up, and threw it at her and yelled "quit picking your nose and eating it, you're making me sick!!!!!" But I doubted my ability to hit her with the paper ball at that distance. (although I once pegged a guy who was bending over on the head with a snowball at about 50 feet, but snowballs weigh more than paper).
She was right in my line of sight, too, I had to look all around everywhere else the whole rest of the trip. And all be darned if I didn't accidentally look at her a few minutes later and SHE WAS DOING IT AGAIN!!!
Good lord.

[Red]

One time I was at a bar with some friends having a few drinks until we ran out of cash so we just stuck to chatting and dancing. When one of the waitresses asked if I wanted another drink, I said "sorry, no can do..ran out money" and she actually repied with "well why don't you leave then?"

Being the bitch that I am I complained immediately to the manager then called the next day to place another complaint. I'm not sure if she was let go but the bar closed 2 months later. Yayyy!

[amber]

Originally Posted by Red

One time I was at a bar with some friends having a few drinks until we ran out of cash so we just stuck to chatting and dancing. When one of the waitresses asked if I wanted another drink, I said "sorry, no can do..ran out money" and she actually repied with "well why don't you leave then?"

Being the bitch that I am I complained immediately to the manager then called the next day to place another complaint. I'm not sure if she was let go but the bar closed 2 months later. Yayyy!

Wow, if that story had ended with "and so then we got free drinks for the rest of the night" it would've been a fairy tale close to my heart.
By the way, I complained about a Jack in the Box manager the other day. And once before that. Soo....
But sesly - I said I wanted "blah" and she said "do you want *what you (I) clearly said* or 'blah some other thing that wasn't what you (I) said at all'?" And I was all "no, I want blah, just like I said" and she was all "you know what?!?!?!?! I'm refusing you service, because I can! I don't have to stand here and be humiliated by you!!!!!" and then she almost started crying?

Hey, I used to work at a Jack in the Box. It's not that serious, get a grip. And one other time this lady yelled at me, as well. She seems a bit sensitive.

[GypsySorcerer]

Originally Posted by amber

yarp. Maybe his girlfriend doesn't have a motor in the back of her honda?


Okay, I have to tell someone, and this is probably the best place. Tonight, on BART, on the way home from class, I saw a grown woman, who was reading a huge book and otherwise looked normal....wait....wait..

REPEATEDLY PICK HER NOSE AND EAT IT!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate snot, and everything to do with snot, i was soooo grossed out. I almost got a piece of paper out of my bag, wadded it up, and threw it at her and yelled "quit picking your nose and eating it, you're making me sick!!!!!" But I doubted my ability to hit her with the paper ball at that distance. (although I once pegged a guy who was bending over on the head with a snowball at about 50 feet, but snowballs weigh more than paper).
She was right in my line of sight, too, I had to look all around everywhere else the whole rest of the trip. And all be darned if I didn't accidentally look at her a few minutes later and SHE WAS DOING IT AGAIN!!!
Good lord.

Okay, that is the grossest thing. And to do it in public. Ewwwww.

Back to buns...

[Red]

Originally Posted by amber

Wow, if that story had ended with "and so then we got free drinks for the rest of the night" it would've been a fairy tale close to my heart.
By the way, I complained about a Jack in the Box manager the other day. And once before that. Soo....

Aw, that would've been much better. Although I did get satisfaction from seeing immediate fallout from bad service.

So did you get Mr. JITB fired? And what did he do to deserve it? Spill it!

[amber]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

Okay, that is the grossest thing. And to do it in public. Ewwwww.

Back to buns...

that is literally the grossest thing I've ever seen in public. Okay, people spit on the street all the time, and that is really gross, too, but apparently a bunch of people think it's okay, so I've grown *somewhat* used to it.
Buns? Seriously, my ass isn't that big, I promise. I only wear a 10!

[amber]

Originally Posted by Red

Aw, that would've been much better. Although I did get satisfaction from seeing immediate fallout from bad service.

So did you get Mr. JITB fired? And what did he do to deserve it? Spill it!

Oh, it's an AFA lady, not a guy, and this just happened last week, so I don't know if I got her fired. Actually, the big JITB corp wants to talk to me about it by phone. Last time I complained I got free coupon thingy. So whatever. I dunno about firing her, that would suck. Although I am kinda scared to go there, now.

[Red]

Originally Posted by amber

Oh, it's an AFA lady, not a guy, and this just happened last week, so I don't know if I got her fired. Actually, the big JITB corp wants to talk to me about it by phone. Last time I complained I got free coupon thingy. So whatever. I dunno about firing her, that would suck. Although I am kinda scared to go there, now.

If its not fire worthy, then let the JITB corp know. I once had a mailman stalk me, but I didn't think he was a big threat so I didn't want to phone his work otherwise they would probably let him go. The sitch ended up diffusing itself anyway.

But then again if its a fire worthy incident, then FIRE AWAY!

Oh and back to the topic of things you can't believe somebody said out loud...

I was on a first date with a guy and we were at a resteraunt and at one point he looked out the window at a couple with their child and wistfully said "I just can't wait to be a dad someday" and sighed. Ewwwww.

[amber]

Originally Posted by Red

If its not fire worthy, then let the JITB corp know. I once had a mailman stalk me, but I didn't think he was a big threat so I didn't want to phone his work otherwise they would probably let him go. The sitch ended up diffusing itself anyway.

But then again if its a fire worthy incident, then FIRE AWAY!

Oh and back to the topic of things you can't believe somebody said out loud...

I was on a first date with a guy and we were at a resteraunt and at one point he looked out the window at a couple with their child and wistfully said "I just can't wait to be a dad someday" and sighed. Ewwwww.

Omigod, you're killing me! See, most other people would think that what the guy said was "so sweet" and that obviously this guy was "kind and giving". But I, like you, would be at least mildly repulsed and frightened by that. Must be the aquarian in me.
Oh, and...I would still feel really bad if the person got fired. Life is hard, here. In some kind of fantasy world, I'd just want her to have a pic of me with the caption "don't be rude to this girl, or else we will fire you!" Besides, one time she was nice. We also have to acknowledge the fact that I shouldn't be eating at Jack in the Box that much anyway...

[golden braid]

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REPEATEDLY PICK HER NOSE AND EAT IT!!!!! [/QUOTE]

EEEEWWWWW! That's soo gross!

I don't understand how people can do that in public. If you have to do it at least wait until you're alone in the bathroom. uggh.

[estranged4life]

One time I was in a toy section at a retailer looking at the Nascar diecasts (Which I was collecting at the time) when the following happened:

Nosey dude: "Are you a F.A.G.?"

Me: "What the f**k...???"

Nosey dude: "I just wanted to know if you a F.A.G...."

Me: "Hell no...I am married and straight..."

Nosey dude: "I didn't mean F.A.G. in a sexual way, I saw you made a sickening look on your face when you saw all those Jeff Gordon cars and wondered if you're a F.A.G....Fans Against Gordon, Which is an online community, Thought you'd might have been a member"

Me: "Oh...Yeah, I guess you could say I am the biggest F.A.G. there is then..."

No sooner then I said that the Toy Dept. manager walked by and gave me the strangest look...Oh well, just my luck it seems...Still a funny moment though!