Sharon Osbourne Will Cut a Bitch

[dissention]

With words, of course.

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=10235
http://people.monstersandcritics.com...slates_Madonna

Sharon Osbourne has launched into an astonishing foul-mouthed tirade against ageing pop comeback queen Madonna.

The 53-year-old X Factor judge issued an apparently unprovoked four-letter-word attack on the former queen of pop, suggesting that she has changed her image so often that she now doesn't know who she is.

In an interview with Word magazine, no part of poor old Madge's character was spared, with the flame-hared wife of rocker Ozzy attacking everything from her dress sense to her mothering skills.

'For f*ck's sake, who are you? At that age, you should know who you are, what bloody religion you are and what you represent,' she said.

Madonna's religion came in for particularly harsh criticism: 'One day you're in ****ing gun gear, then you're in horsing gear, then you dress like a ****ing dyke, then you dress like a hooker, then you're in a flowery dress reading kids' poetry looking like a ****ing librarian - then you're back looking like an old hooker again.'

“You can’t one day be in Horse and Hound magazine and the next in Dyke Weekly.”

Responding to the pop diva's recent revelation that she forbids her two children, Lourdes and Rocco, from watching TV, Sharon ranted: 'Oh that's ****ing ridiculous, crap, f*ck off - what a load of bollocks!'

On the topic of Madge's kids’ books, based on Kabbalah, she told Word magazine:

“Writing those painful, silly children’s books and reading them to your kids – if my mum came up to me with a book like that I’d say, ‘****ing stick it up your arse. ****ing ‘English Roses’ – bollocks.”

[DavidMn]

Originally Posted by dissention

With words, of course.

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=10235
http://people.monstersandcritics.com...slates_Madonna

Sharon Osbourne has launched into an astonishing foul-mouthed tirade against ageing pop comeback queen Madonna.

The 53-year-old X Factor judge issued an apparently unprovoked four-letter-word attack on the former queen of pop, suggesting that she has changed her image so often that she now doesn't know who she is.

In an interview with Word magazine, no part of poor old Madge's character was spared, with the flame-hared wife of rocker Ozzy attacking everything from her dress sense to her mothering skills.

'For f*ck's sake, who are you? At that age, you should know who you are, what bloody religion you are and what you represent,' she said.

Madonna's religion came in for particularly harsh criticism: 'One day you're in ****ing gun gear, then you're in horsing gear, then you dress like a ****ing dyke, then you dress like a hooker, then you're in a flowery dress reading kids' poetry looking like a ****ing librarian - then you're back looking like an old hooker again.'

“You can’t one day be in Horse and Hound magazine and the next in Dyke Weekly.”

Responding to the pop diva's recent revelation that she forbids her two children, Lourdes and Rocco, from watching TV, Sharon ranted: 'Oh that's ****ing ridiculous, crap, f*ck off - what a load of bollocks!'

On the topic of Madge's kids’ books, based on Kabbalah, she told Word magazine:

“Writing those painful, silly children’s books and reading them to your kids – if my mum came up to me with a book like that I’d say, ‘****ing stick it up your arse. ****ing ‘English Roses’ – bollocks.”

SHHHAAAARRRRROON, SHUT THE **** UP WILL YA? Signed OZZY

[SuzeQuze]

She is nuts. Madonna is a performer. Those "images" are "characters". Good lord. Sharon is a hoot though.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

She is nuts. Madonna is a performer. Those "images" are "characters". Good lord. Sharon is a hoot though.

I'm still pissing myself over this:

“Writing those painful, silly children’s books and reading them to your kids – if my mum came up to me with a book like that I’d say, ‘****ing stick it up your arse. ****ing ‘English Roses’ – bollocks.”

[DavidMn]

Originally Posted by dissention

I'm still pissing myself over this:

“Writing those painful, silly children’s books and reading them to your kids – if my mum came up to me with a book like that I’d say, ‘****ing stick it up your arse. ****ing ‘English Roses’ – bollocks.”

I didn't know Sharon was into anal probing...

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by dissention

I'm still pissing myself over this:

“Writing those painful, silly children’s books and reading them to your kids – if my mum came up to me with a book like that I’d say, ‘****ing stick it up your arse. ****ing ‘English Roses’ – bollocks.”

I know, that was the funniest part! Plus the "religion" stuff.

[DavidMn]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

I know, that was the funniest part! Plus the "religion" stuff.

Right. Like why in the world would she care what religion Madonna belongs too?

[estranged4life]

I think I speak for most of the metalfans of the world when I say Sharon Osbourne needs to sit down before she falls down.

Used to like her but now she has ran her mouth too many times...Yeah, I am not a Madonna fan, but ya know Sharon doesnt generate any $$$ unless her jaw is unhinged (Sure cant generate $$$ from the former OZZY fans she has alienated with her $$$ grubbing BS antics)

I would love to have Sharon appear onstage someday so I can throw eggs at that worthless assmunch of a bitch the same way she orchestrated her pathetic & unprofessional BS behavior towards British metal legends Iron Maiden on their last date of the Ozzfest (The recent interview with Ozzy showed how clueless he is in regards to the egg incident, Seems his wife/manager didnt run that by him before hand....Didnt have a clue)

[dissention]

Originally Posted by DavidMn

Right. Like why in the world would she care what religion Madonna belongs too?

I think she was simply pointing out the ridiculousness of Madonna's publicity stunts. That's all she's really using Kabbalah for. Whether she believes all that **** or not, she's used it for another one of her famous makeovers.

[DavidMn]

Originally Posted by dissention

I think she was simply pointing out the ridiculousness of Madonna's publicity stunts. That's all she's really using Kabbalah for. Whether she believes all that **** or not, she's used it for another one of her famous makeovers.

Oh ok. I hadnt thought of it that way, but youre right.

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by dissention

I think she was simply pointing out the ridiculousness of Madonna's publicity stunts. That's all she's really using Kabbalah for. Whether she believes all that **** or not, she's used it for another one of her famous makeovers.

Plus Kabbalah is very cultish and Sharon probably thinks it's ****e!

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

I think she was simply pointing out the ridiculousness of Madonna's publicity stunts. That's all she's really using Kabbalah for. Whether she believes all that **** or not, she's used it for another one of her famous makeovers.

Is it possible that she does believe it, and is just like that now, and so it informs what she does as a person and a performer? And that it's not a publicity stunt, it's just how she really feels, and so she talks about it? I mean, if people want to interview her and talk to her, isn't it natural that at least some of what she will talk about will reflect her beliefs? And that her performances will reflect what she feels and is concerned with now?
And I don't want my kids to watch TV, either.
Oh, and Sharon is a moron. Not that Madonna is some kind of super braniac, but still.

[cliffdweller]

Originally Posted by estranged4life

I think I speak for most of the metalfans of the world when I say Sharon Osbourne needs to sit down before she falls down.

Used to like her but now she has ran her mouth too many times...Yeah, I am not a Madonna fan, but ya know Sharon doesnt generate any $$$ unless her jaw is unhinged (Sure cant generate $$$ from the former OZZY fans she has alienated with her $$$ grubbing BS antics)

I would love to have Sharon appear onstage someday so I can throw eggs at that worthless assmunch of a bitch the same way she orchestrated her pathetic & unprofessional BS behavior towards British metal legends Iron Maiden on their last date of the Ozzfest (The recent interview with Ozzy showed how clueless he is in regards to the egg incident, Seems his wife/manager didnt run that by him before hand....Didnt have a clue)

What's this egg incident? I remember there was an Iron Maiden issue with last year's Ozzfest but I never knew the story. Do tell..

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

Is it possible that she does believe it

Of course it is. Just like Tommy Boy believes all of that alien voodoo hoodoo bull****.

Originally Posted by amber

And that it's not a publicity stunt, it's just how she really feels, and so she talks about it?

I think it's a publicity stunt and something that she believes in. I think she's into all of that stuff but that she uses it to her advantage when it comes to her career.

Originally Posted by amber

Oh, and Sharon is a moron. Not that Madonna is some kind of super braniac, but still.

I think they're both smart women.

[cliffdweller]

Originally Posted by dissention

With words, of course.

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=10235
http://people.monstersandcritics.com...slates_Madonna

Sharon Osbourne has launched into an astonishing foul-mouthed tirade against ageing pop comeback queen Madonna.

The 53-year-old X Factor judge issued an apparently unprovoked four-letter-word attack on the former queen of pop, suggesting that she has changed her image so often that she now doesn't know who she is.

In an interview with Word magazine, no part of poor old Madge's character was spared, with the flame-hared wife of rocker Ozzy attacking everything from her dress sense to her mothering skills.

'For f*ck's sake, who are you? At that age, you should know who you are, what bloody religion you are and what you represent,' she said.

Madonna's religion came in for particularly harsh criticism: 'One day you're in ****ing gun gear, then you're in horsing gear, then you dress like a ****ing dyke, then you dress like a hooker, then you're in a flowery dress reading kids' poetry looking like a ****ing librarian - then you're back looking like an old hooker again.'

“You can’t one day be in Horse and Hound magazine and the next in Dyke Weekly.”

Responding to the pop diva's recent revelation that she forbids her two children, Lourdes and Rocco, from watching TV, Sharon ranted: 'Oh that's ****ing ridiculous, crap, f*ck off - what a load of bollocks!'

On the topic of Madge's kids’ books, based on Kabbalah, she told Word magazine:

“Writing those painful, silly children’s books and reading them to your kids – if my mum came up to me with a book like that I’d say, ‘****ing stick it up your arse. ****ing ‘English Roses’ – bollocks.”

This is absolutely looney tunes but I can't help enjoying it like one enjoys any guilty pleasure .