Worst Album Covers of All Time

cliffdweller · #1 10-19-2005, 10:21 AM

http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html

Be sure to click on "Next" at the bottom so you can see the other 10 album covers.

BTW, if you were thinking about skipping this link, think again . . .

dissention · #2 10-19-2005, 10:30 AM

Oh...my.

"Julie's Sixteenth Birthday" is my absolute favorite. Bless you for posting it, it shall be my new desktop wallpaper.

JazmenFlowers · #3 10-19-2005, 10:36 AM

freakin' hilarious.

SortaSavageLike · #4 10-19-2005, 10:38 AM

Oh Lindsey, how could you!!!!!

GateandGarden · #5 10-19-2005, 10:42 AM

I've seen this a few times before and it just kills me every time. I love Joyce. Just Joyce.

Moony · #6 10-19-2005, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GateandGarden

I've seen this a few times before and it just kills me every time. I love Joyce. Just Joyce.

She's my favorite too. I think I'd go straight for Joyce.

SteveMacD · #7 10-19-2005, 10:58 AM

Ironically, Orleans (Still The One/Dance With Me) was a part of that REO/Mac/Benatar tour in 1995, and they actually were my second favorite act of the night. But that cover scares the HELL out of me.

David · #8 10-19-2005, 10:59 AM

I happen to really like #10 - "12 Top Hits" -- I think it's beautifully composed & framed. I also like #3 - John Built - for its dramatic pose & piano keyboard symbolism "bridging the gap" between these two forlorn lovers.

Livia · #9 10-19-2005, 11:11 AM

Millie Jackson, Lord, child!!!

bikerchic · #10 10-19-2005, 11:17 AM

This is so funny, you have to read

#4- Millie Jackson- Back to the S--t

That’s right, our favorite crackwhore is making another appearance. Sitting seductively on the crapper, lace panties around her ankles, about to beat someone with the shoe she has in her hand. Why can’t I meet a woman like Millie? I especially like the grimace on her face from the strain of trying to expel a bowling pin and three cue balls. The actual design isn’t that bad, really. The diamond pattern in the tile floor is mimicked in the title block around her name, which shows at least some thought going into the layout. If I had been the designer, I would have done two things differently- I would have splattered poo on the wall behind the toilet because poo is the funniest substance known to man, and I would have made the whole cover out of a huge scratch n’ sniff sticker.