Band Face Off - Round 18 - Page 5

strandinthewind · #61 10-08-2005, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

I feel the same way about going down South.

Please produce the name of the treasonous scallywag who issued you an invitation

Miss Vicky · #62 10-08-2005, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by markolas

Well, you know what they say about stereotypes.

But, I've lived in the south all my life, so it's not like I don't have room to talk, you know?

Ever heard Warren Zevon's song "Play It All Night Long"? You might like it.
Take a gander at these lyrics:

Grandpa pissed his pants again
He don't give a damn
Brother Billy has both guns drawn
He ain't been right since Vietnam

Sweet home Alabama
Play that dead band's song
Turn those speakers up full blast
Play it all night long

Daddy's doing Sister Sally
Grandma's dying of cancer now
The cattle all have brucellosis
We'll get through somehow

Sweet home Alabama
Play that dead band's song
Turn those speakers up full blast
Play it all night long

I'm going down to the Dew Drop Inn
See if I can drink enough
There ain't much to country living
Sweat, piss, jizz and blood

Sweet home Alabama
Play that dead band's song
Turn those speakers up full blast
Play it all night long

markolas · #63 10-08-2005, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

I do not rec. going any further into the land of the enemy

Heh. Why not? I've never felt comfortable in the south. I get scared when I have to leave Austin. In Canton, TX (outside Dallas) there is a Burger King with the 10 Commandments posted next to the menu...on the outside wall of the service station next to it is a sign that says "Welcome to the cleanest gas station on I-35...where Jesus Christ is Lord!" I discovered this on my most recent trip to visit my family in Shreveport (another truly horrifying town...that I survived adolescence without at least attempting suicide is nothing short of miraculous to me

).

markolas · #64 10-08-2005, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Miss Vicky

Ever heard Warren Zevon's song "Play It All Night Long"? You might like it.

I haven't heard it, but I do love the lyrics.

I'll check it out.

strandinthewind · #65 10-08-2005, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ryan8472

Oh my god...

To paraphrase Grace Slick, "Who won the war?!!!!!!11!oneone!!!!1"

Lee thought Grant was a sword polisher - that is all

Interestingly, did you know that even Lincoln was the first to point out that the war was not over slavery and he did so because he knew that almost all white Notherners would not fight to free black people, who they considered way beneath them and not really full human beings http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Civil_War

strandinthewind · #66 10-08-2005, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by markolas

Heh. Why not? I've never felt comfortable in the south. I get scared when I have to leave Austin. In Canton, TX (outside Dallas) there is a Burger King with the 10 Commandments posted next to the menu...on the outside wall of the service station next to it is a sign that says "Welcome to the cleanest gas station on I-35...where Jesus Christ is Lord!" I discovered this on my most recent trip to visit my family in Shreveport (another truly horrifying town...that I survived adolescence without at least attempting suicide is nothing short of miraculous to me

).

Oh honey - Shrevepit is AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As for the TC - I have seen them in liberal Mass.

dissention · #67 10-08-2005, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

Freebird isn't Stellar, Sweet Home Alabama kicks ass. Why? Cause it just does. lololol. Seriously, the music to SHA is very, very good. Very. I don't even like the lyrics. But I love that song. It's *totally* irresistible. "turnitup!"

It's all fast, and rocking...*sigh* Catchy. Danceable. Singable. Guitarable. Bassable.

Umm, yeah, you forgot cheesy and obnoxious.

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Originally Posted by amber

I thought you were rabble rousish, Diss?

I am, but not in the "Singing songs about the Southland, I miss Alabamy once again" kind of way. It just smacks of cheese, I cannot help it. I don't understand how folks down South can get away with that sludge, anyone else would be laughed out of the room.

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Originally Posted by amber

Oh, probably just in an East Coast, polite protest way. And I'm sure you are wearing something tasteful. No cutoffs and tanks for you!!! No matter how fricking hot it is!!!

Nope, sorry, up here we don't trot on down to the general store for some molasses chews and then head on over to Wal Mart in our pick-up trucks accented with gun racks for some wife beaters to wear in hot weather.

markolas · #68 10-08-2005, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Oh honey - Shrevepit is AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I spent my whole life there until I was 22. Don't you feel sorry for me?

strandinthewind · #69 10-08-2005, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

. . . Nope, sorry, up here we don't trot on down to the general store for some molasses chews and then head on over to Wal Mart in our pick-up trucks accented with gun racks for some wife beaters to wear in hot weather.

I have owned like seven cars and none of them had that

Moreover, no one I know does that

markolas · #70 10-08-2005, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

Not that anyone will answer, cause I'm not gayish, but that is fricking bizarre! Burger King?! Ten Commandments? Good lord!!!!
Why haven't you moved over here- ish?????

Well, I moved to Austin, which is a tiny spot of blue in an endless sea of red.

I couldn't afford to live in California.

strandinthewind · #71 10-08-2005, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by markolas

I spent my whole life there until I was 22. Don't you feel sorry for me?

It explains A LOT

We had a camp in Toledo Bend in the Sabine Reservoir, and that was close enough to Shrevepit for me

dissention · #72 10-08-2005, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

Oh honey - Shrevepit is AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As for the TC - I have seen them in liberal Mass.

Oh, honey, the skinheads invaded last year. It was some scary ****. They flocked from the rest of the country to open up an office in Boston to serve as headquarters. And right after they moved in, a mosque in Springfield, MA was burned to the ground by arsonists. Freaky ****.

strandinthewind · #73 10-08-2005, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

. . . "Singing songs about the Southland, I miss Alabamy once again" kind of way . . . .

the lyric is "I miss my family once again, yes, and I think it's a sin" you bigoted nincompoop

markolas · #74 10-08-2005, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by strandinthewind

It explains A LOT

What does it explain?

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We had a camp in Toledo Bend in the Sabine Reservoir, and that was close enough to Shrevepit for me

My great uncle had a camp there. A two story house painted bright yellow with shag carpet. *shudder*

strandinthewind · #75 10-08-2005, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Oh, honey, the skinheads invaded last year. It was some scary ****. They flocked from the rest of the country to open up an office in Boston to serve as headquarters. And right after they moved in, a mosque in Springfield, MA was burned to the ground by arsonists. Freaky ****.

I actually saw some on the Cape as well. Many of the gas stations sell them because they are hot tickets. As for Mass., I LOVE Boston and the Cape. In fact, my friend Gina got married this weekend in Nantucket and I had to miss it

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