Let's play "Finish The Last Word"!

[trackaghost]

..."How do I love thee? Let me count the CHEESE!!!" The child struggled and lept out of his arms, and ran straight to the demonic clown's head, kicking it hard, so it flew through the air landing in the middle of...

[LuckyCharms]

.....Peter Green's morning bowl of Total Ceral "Curses!" he bellowed whilst waving his spoon. "Waiter! Bring me a bowl of Special K!"
"Well alright." the waiter rolled his eyes. He carried an enourmous tray with bowls of cereal piled high over to him.
"What the f**k is this?!?" Peter Green barked.
"Well duh buddy, every one knows it takes 20 bowls of Special K to equal the clown head in Total." The waiter explained.
"Grrrr!" Peter Green growled and looked up to the heavens "I blame you for this Mr.........

[seeker007nmss]

Peabody was across town tending his roses. If gardening was an artform, then Mr. Peabody was Rembrandt. His roses were the most vibrant any had ever seen. Multiple colors and hues that were beyond description. But what the neighbors didn't know, was....

[LuckyCharms]

......Mr. Peabody actually had more of a Cucumberbody. Taking in the sweet smell of a freshly cut rose he smiled delightfully knowing that his nosey neighbors were none the wiser.
"Oh Mr. Peabody!" chirped one of his neighbors.
Mr. Peabody ignored the voice at first and shoved some brightly colored petals up his nose to enjoy their scent to the extreme.
The voice became annoyed by his rudeness. "Or should I say Mr. Cucumberbody!!!"
He gasped looking up at the attractive individual, who was none other than....

[sara1998]

a cross dresser. Every night, he would don fishnets, a bustier, and stillettos, and walk the streets singing...

[seeker007nmss]

The title song from an obscure 1920's Musical called....

[sara1998]

The Jazz Singer. Yudleson brings the news: "In a saloon, who do you think I saw singing raggy time songs?

[dissention]

Mae West before she officially became a woman."

Unfortunately, "The Jazz Singer" wasn't the smashing success that the play that preceded it, "I Fry Fish During the Day and Eat Edible Panties By Night", was. This particular musical didn't last for very long on the Broadway stage due to overwhelming production costs, but the mark it left was indelible. Many critics complained of splitting headaches after so much as the opening number, "Lincoln Loved Watermelon." The box office soared. One patron was so offended by the lyrical content of the songs that they left the theater, only to return with a picket sign that read "________________ ."

[Wild_Heart03]

"Lose weight NOW! Call 555-2410", hastily painted. I wondered if somebody up there was trying to give me a hint as I rode my bike down the street. All of a sudden, I heard someone screaming......

[seeker007nmss]

"thyg xegef" Thelma never learned to read or write. But her sign did get a alot of attention. "What did it mean? Who was this girl?" The crowd had no idea. Eventually they got bored and she stood alone on the corner. She stood there wondering why noone ever took her seriously. But what she didn't know....

[dissention]

...was that she was a mutant with superhuman size and strength. Her mother, quite blind and always doped up on oxycontin, had unprotected sex with The Toxic Avenger and she was the bastard result. Thelma's skin started to bulge, it began to take on a green hue, and she roared so loudly that old biddies in Jersey thought that a quake was coming. They threw down their bridge cards, secured the cheesecake, and fashioned their wigs with extra bobby pins and _______.

[seeker007nmss]

Originally Posted by dissention

...was that she was a mutant with superhuman size and strength. Her mother, quite blind and always doped up on oxycontin, had unprotected sex with The Toxic Avenger and she was the bastard result. Thelma's skin started to bulge, it began to take on a green hue, and she roared so loudly that old biddies in Jersey thought that a quake was coming. They threw down their bridge cards, secured the cheesecake, and fashioned their wigs with extra bobby pins and _______.

Gerald had had enough and changed the channel. "What a dumb TV show". He switched to Comedy Central and watched "Comedy Central Presents: Maria Bamford". "Funny Stuff" he thought. He went to the fridge and got ......

[Brwn_eyes0511]

...an ice cold Corona. He then cut up some lime and added a dash of salt! "Gee..," Gerald thought, "I feel like I'm in Mexico!"! Just then he noticed the earth was shaking...

[David]

This whole thing didn't turn out as I planned.

[Brwn_eyes0511]

Originally Posted by David

This whole thing didn't turn out as I planned.

well...we're having fun anyways!.....

How did you want it to go?