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[Janet]

Originally Posted by BTFLCHLD

howard stern straps her to a bondage chair with a moist Hoohoo

This pic bothered me. I couldn't think of anything more embarrassing unless it was on my backside and it was brown.

[Janet]

Originally Posted by bikerchic

That's the human Ken, I think this belong's to it. It's called BDD, Body Dysmorphic Disorder, (they were on Oprah). Christ, there's a name for everything these days.

And this just scares me. It makes me want to hide beneath my blankets and cry. How horrible. I hope I never have to meet these people in person because I'd run away screaming. I hate clowns and people in costumes...this is even worse.

[skcin]

That's Howard's "tickle chair." I guess she pees when tickled. Poor gal.

[GypsySorcerer]

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actors Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were married on Saturday, capping their celebrated two-year-long older woman, younger man relationship, two celebrity magazines reported on Sunday.

Representatives for Kutcher, 27, and Moore, 42, could not be immediately reached for comment, but both Us Weekly and People magazine reported on their Web sites that the couple were married in Los Angeles area on Saturday.

Us Weekly reported that the wedding was attended by about 100 of the couple's friends, including Moore's second husband Bruce Willis. Also at the wedding were actress Lucy Liu and Moore's three daughters from her marriage to Willis.

Moore, who starred in "Ghost," "G.I. Jane" and "Striptease," first began dating the younger Kutcher in 2003, just as she was making a highly publicized return to the screen as a high-kicking villain in "Charlie's Angeles: Full Throttle."

Kutcher, whose break came as a star in television's "That '70s Show," is co-creator of the MTV reality show "Punk'd." His films include "Guess Who" in 2005 and "Dude, Where's My Car?" in 2000.

It was the first marriage for Kutcher and third for Moore. She was married from 1980 to 1984 to rock musician Freddie Moore and from 1987 to 2000 to Willis.

People Magazine said Kutcher and Moore met at a dinner in New York City in 2003. After Kutcher began dating Moore, the magazine said "he quickly carved out a place in the lives of her three daughters by Willis -- Rumer, 17; Scout, 14; and Tallulah, 11 --who came to embrace Kutcher as a third parent, affectionately calling him MOD, short for 'My Other Dad."'

The relationship between Moore and Kutcher has been seen by some in Hollywood as evidence of a liberating new trend in which older American women are dating younger men, challenging the traditional convention of May-December romances.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050925/...BhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

[LongBlackScarf]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actors Demi Moore and Ashton utcher were married on Saturday, capping their celebrated two-year-long older woman, younger man relationshipL]

The age difference never bothered me with these two. I just always thought she could do a lot better. He's such a "pretty boy-girlie man." I find his looks to be repugnant. But hell. I don't have to get in bed with him.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by LongBlackScarf

The age difference never bothered me with these two. I just always thought she could do a lot better. He's such a "pretty boy-girlie man." I find his looks to be repugnant. But hell. I don't have to get in bed with him.

I think Asston is gross. He seems...odorous, I suppose.

In any case, I squealed yet again when I saw this on Perez a minute ago:

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/bl...y_20050925.php

So adorable.

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by dissention

I think Asston is gross. He seems...odorous, I suppose.

In any case, I squealed yet again when I saw this on Perez a minute ago:

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/bl...y_20050925.php

So adorable.

Anderson is way sexier now. What was up with that hair?

BTW, have you seen The Brown Bunny?

[dissention]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

Anderson is way sexier now. What was up with that hair?

I must have it bad, then, because I think he was cute even then.

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

BTW, have you seen The Brown Bunny?

Yes. 90 minutes I'll never get back. I saw it in the theater over a year ago and it still stands out in my mind as one of the worst things I've ever seen. Those who say it's good are blowing smoke up your ass in an attempt to make themselves look like intellectuals; you wouldn't believe how many people praise it and call it a masterpiece. The must all have the same crack dealer. The blow job, surprisingly, was integral to the movie (not that I cared much by that point), but I found the way it was done to be cheap. I was quite embarrassed for Sevigny. Gallo is such an unlikable piece of **** to begin with, so watching anything with him is pure hell, but this was especially trying considering that the whole thing is mostly following him around on a road trip.

[GypsySorcerer]

Originally Posted by dissention

I think Asston is gross. He seems...odorous, I suppose.

In any case, I squealed yet again when I saw this on Perez a minute ago:

http://www.perezhilton.com/topics/bl...y_20050925.php

So adorable.

He looks MUCH more delicious now. He was on Channel One? I don't remember that.

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by dissention

I must have it bad, then, because I think he was cute even then.

You're hopeless.

Originally Posted by dissention

Yes. 90 minutes I'll never get back. I saw it in the theater over a year ago and it still stands out in my mind as one of the worst things I've ever seen. Those who say it's good are blowing smoke up your ass in an attempt to make themselves look like intellectuals; you wouldn't believe how many people praise it and call it a masterpiece. The must all have the same crack dealer. The blow job, surprisingly, was integral to the movie (not that I cared much by that point), but I found the way it was done to be cheap. I was quite embarrassed for Sevigny. Gallo is such an unlikable piece of **** to begin with, so watching anything with him is pure hell, but this was especially trying considering that the whole thing is mostly following him around on a road trip.

So you think I should avoid it, then? I did read this review that said it was excellent but since I know you are the expert I figured I would just go to the source. Was it a pornographic scene? What did they rate the movie?

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

He looks MUCH more delicious now. He was on Channel One? I don't remember that.

I don't, either. I remember when he was on World News Now, though. I *loved* WNN; he and everyone else on it were hilarious. I wish every news show was like that one.

Anyone remember the WNN Polka?

[dissention]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

You're hopeless.

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

So you think I should avoid it, then? I did read this review that said it was excellent but since I know you are the expert I figured I would just go to the source. Was it a pornographic scene? What did they rate the movie?

Yeah, it's a full-on blowjob. They didn't submit it for rating because it would obviously have been slapped with an NC-17.

You should rent it, though, and see for yourself. You might like it, but I thought it was a complete waste of time. Vincent Gallo annoys the **** out of me; he's like Crispin Glover (who I love) on downers.

[BTFLCHLD]

she should be arrested for attempted murder!
the courts need to consider the fate of her child!

http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,...00.html?fdnews

McCready OD's Again

by Charlie Amter
Sep 24, 2005, 8:05 AM PT

For the second time in two months country singer Mindy McCready has been hospitalized for a drug overdose. And like before, the Friday morning incident appears to have been a suicide attempt.

According to police reports, the "Guys Do It All the Time" singer was admitted to a Nashville hospital after ingesting more than two dozen antidepressants following a fight with the father of her unborn child.

McCready was listed in fair condition as of late Friday and is expected to make a full recovery. No immediate word on the condition of the fetus.

Per police reports, the troubled 29-year-old and her on-again, off-again boyfriend, William McKnight, were engaged in a heated spat over the phone regarding McKnight's financial commitment to McCready and their child.

Unhappy with his level of support, the singer reportedly proceeded to ingest around 30 pills.

Knowing his girlfriend's past behavior, the 38-year-old McKnight called authorities.

His call may have saved McCready's life. Paramedics apparently found the overdosed singer around 4 a.m. Friday at her Tennessee home.

Just this past Monday, the onetime country chart-topper revealed she tried to commit suicide earlier this summer because she found out she was pregnant.

McCready was in court to explain a string of behavior that left her in the hospital and then in jail, and to appeal the terms of her bail.

She was arrested in Florida after officials in Williamson County, Tennessee, issued a warrant last month. According to the warrant, McCready left the state without permission and failed to contact her probation officer during the month of July.

McCready said she went to Florida to be with her family after months of trouble.

Her decline from country star to police-blotter material becan a year ago, when she was charged with fraudulently obtaining the painkiller OxyContin.

McCready, who claimed she was trying to score the pills for a friend, eventually pleaded guilty and was slapped with a $4,000 fine, sentenced to three years of supervised probation and ordered to complete 200 hours of community service.

On May 6, the former Nashville darling was stopped for speeding and wound up being charged with drunken driving and driving with a suspended license, which earned her first probation violation.

Two days after her DUI arrest, McCready was beaten and almost choked to death by McKnight, who allegedly ambushed the singer in her home. He was later charged with attempted murder as a result of the altercation.

Within a month, she was charged in Arizona on counts including unlawful use of transportation, unlawful imprisonment and hindering prosecution stemming from an incident involving a stolen pickup truck. She claims she was duped by a con man and mistakenly charged.

By the end of June, she learned she was with child, and that's when she took off to the Sunshine State. "I attempted to commit suicide after I found out," she told Judge Jeff Bivins, per the Nashville Tennessean. "I had just been through a horrible ordeal."

The father is said to be McKnight, who was in Florida at the time of her suicide attempt. He told police the couple had reconciled since the alleged assault. He also handed over her suicide note.

McCready was arrested and jailed in Florida on Aug. 26. She was transferred to a Tennessee lockup a week later and was allowed out on $50,000 bond a week ago. Prosecutors said one of the reasons she was permitted to leave jail was because of complications in her pregnancy.

The singer has already missed two court dates in Arizona due to her hospitalization and subsequent jailing. A judge has rescheduled her arraignment for Oct. 3, but it's not clear if McCready will be permitted--or physically able--to leave Tennessee.

She's due back in Williamson County court Nov. 14 to face her probation-violation charges.

[skcin]

^ I have no sympathy for this broad. But that poor baby.

[SuzeQuze]

Originally Posted by dissention

:

Nice pic of Anderson giving the hand.

Originally Posted by dissention

Yeah, it's a full-on blowjob. They didn't submit it for rating because it would obviously have been slapped with an NC-17.

You should rent it, though, and see for yourself. You might like it, but I thought it was a complete waste of time. Vincent Gallo annoys the **** out of me; he's like Crispin Glover (who I love) on downers.

Did it go straight to video then? I probably won't see it since I don't have Netflix or anything anyway. Plus it really doesn't sound appealing for some reason.