Happity Birthday Bobo!

[Schmoopy]

I have seen more than any of you ever shall! I am Schmoopy.

Lux, don't take my photos, you know that's stealing and you will not survive my fury.

[GateandGarden]

Originally Posted by Lux

Take good care of it now (not too far from the cage, plenty of water etc.) ...

[LuckyCharms]

All these lovely pictures in one day! It's like Christmas but without the drunken chain smoking relatives!

Can I use those in my banners?

Originally Posted by Lux

Well BoBo, having been misplaced, we find ourselves on this semi-special day. There have been ups and down but you've seen it through to another birthday. To celebrate this occasion I've organised a little surprise (as surprising as gift you previously knew about can be). That's right, you get to leave tonight with your very own lunatic!

Take good care of it now (not too far from the cage, plenty of water etc.) and best of luck for the next day or your life!

How exactly does one care for and maintain this perticular breed I wonder?

[GateandGarden]

Originally Posted by LuckyCharms

It's like Christmas but without the drunken chain smoking relatives!

This thread is priceless!

[LuckyCharms]

About the care and maintinence, I only ask because when I was little we had one of these:



He was constantly chewing on the house plants and making long distance phone calls.

As you can see, when confronted about it he was none to happy:



I guess he was just better off in the wild.
I'm certain BoBo will have better luck though.

[lagringader&r]

Grandmaster Bobo: I loved you long before anybody else saw your beauty. Who is the beauty? Where is my beast? You were the beast and the beauty and finally the world (here) has seen it. In the beginning, they treated you like an annoyance and they have finally come to realize that you are so much more. You are also Schmoopy (the dog???) and so many other personalities all rolled up into one insane little creature. Thank gawd for you, BoBo and Schmoopy and thank gawd they've come to see the light. You ARE the grandmaster and I love you forever.

[dreamongypsydkm]

I'm so embarrassed. I forgot Bobo's birthday. I have nothing to offer you in the way of lunatics/retards, but I can offer you my most heartfelt congratulations on another year completed.

[lagringader&r]

Grandmaster, my birthday is a few weeks away. Want to snort Cool Whip and listen to Stevie records backward? Or we can do Lindsey's since you're the Lindsey fan. Please say yes. Oh why wait? Let's do it now! It's your birthday!!!

[LuckyCharms]

Originally Posted by Lux

You most certainly can. If ever there is a need for idiocy, I'm your person. There is a contiuous flow and I shall alert you upon top-ups. Banners were only annoying until you came along, now they're still annoying but for when they appear under your posts.

Why Lux, I am elated that you enjoy my creations, and I would be honored if you would assist me in spreading some idiocy of my own. Much obliged!

Originally Posted by Lux

It is a very 'special' breed, Mummy said so. Much attention to bedtime stories, avoidance of the word 'retarded' and plenty of candy, this one is not too much of a hassle to maintain.

Now I can see where I went wrong, my mom told me to use his hair as a pencil holder and sing the "Meow Mix" song to him:

[irishgrl]

demon kitty. ho hum.

for GAWD'S sake somebody fill the food/water dish and clean the catbox!


THAT is priceless.
Living proof that checkpoints are useless..

[LuckyCharms]

Originally Posted by Lux

I can't help but feel sorry for that poor kitty. To think of all the hopes and dreams his mommy and daddy kitty must have had for him, only to see them washed away.
None the less, I can see how after going through an experience like that one would be traumatized by the Meow Mix song.

Originally Posted by Lux

I've heard for many his scent creates an effect similar to that caused by cat nip.

Originally Posted by irishgirl

Living proof that checkpoints are useless..

Exactly! Ever heard of "The Case Of The Missing Solo Album"?

[Mari]

annnnd... Happity Birthday, again, to BoBo!

[LuckyCharms]

So it is! Happy Birthday to you, and may each of your birthdays this year be even better than the last.