which is the funniest name to call someone?

[macfanken]

Originally Posted by Josh2003

Gah!! Stangers With Candy quotes!!!

"I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed...really hard."

"I'm not adopted and I'm not an Indian. It's just a coincidence that I have a love of gambling and booze and a knack for catching syphilis."

"You're just a rack of bones, covered in a thin layer of fag."

"I like the pole and the hole, and right now, I'm as moist as a snack cake down there..."


I could probably go on forever...but it is dinner time. :-)

Jerri, speaking to her brother and his friends, "Why does your finger smell like his ass!"

[all the same]

Originally Posted by macfanken

Jerri, speaking to her brother and his friends, "Why does your finger smell like his ass!"

I'm coming up with nothing right now! God, that show is funny as hell!

[totallycait]

I'm still fond of reee-tard, which proves I was the right age in the early 80s.

Recently I've really grown to love using 'asshat.'

[all the same]

Originally Posted by totallycait

I'm still fond of reee-tard, which proves I was the right age in the early 80s.

Recently I've really grown to love using 'asshat.'

I like calling people just "re" lately. It's pretty funny to say "Hey, ya reeeeee!"

[ontheEdgeof17]

I hate the word retard or when someone does that chop to their chest. ...Disrespectful to those who were born or have had a traumatic accident that made them mentally handicapped.

[skcin]

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

I hate the word retard or when someone does that chop to their chest. ...Disrespectful to those who were born or have had a traumatic accident that made them mentally handicapped.

Agreed. I worked with that population for years & I try not to use that word.

Of course, maybe if I had worked with a bunch of dickheads, I wouldn't like people using that word either.

[all the same]

Originally Posted by skcin

Agreed. I worked with that population for years & I try not to use that word.

Of course, maybe if I had worked with a bunch of dickheads, I wouldn't like people using that word either.

Yeah, that's why I've started saying "re" instead of "retard". But I guess it's still implied. Uh... but it's uh.... funny. Can't help it.

Or if you worked with a bunch of c*nts, you might not dig that word either! There's a delicate word! I've used it at times and people have wanted to stab me. Gotta watch that one!

[all the same]

By the way, Paula, you were totally the 666th viewer in this thread! How positively satanic of you!

[Josh2003]

I think my favorite thing that Jerri has called Derrick was "scrote lick"

And I apologize if I offend anyone, but "****" is one of my favorite words. Fortunately one of my best friends is female and we use this word together all the time, usually in reference to each other.

[amber]

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

I hate the word retard or when someone does that chop to their chest. ...Disrespectful to those who were born or have had a traumatic accident that made them mentally handicapped.

Oh, do I have a picture for you, then!!!!
I would never do that now, though....

[ontheEdgeof17]

Originally Posted by amber

Oh, do I have a picture for you, then!!!!
I would never do that now, though....

I know. I've seen it.

[amber]

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

I know. I've seen it.

I know. That's why I mentioned it.

[estranged4life]

the ever popular

I would list my daily list of names but I do not wish to be the first Ledgie to receive 3 strikes and yer out on one single post

[bikerchic]

Originally Posted by all the same

Yeah, that's why I've started saying "re" instead of "retard". But I guess it's still implied. Uh... but it's uh.... funny. Can't help it.

Yeah, me too. That's why I call all my retarded friends "Todd", short for Retodd.

[all the same]

Originally Posted by bikerchic

Yeah, me too. That's why I call all my retarded friends "Todd", short for Retodd.

Hey, did you ever download the song Biker by The Pretenders? Every time I see you post, I think of it. I should go listen to it!