Why does every gay man HAVE to love Cher or Madonna?

[markolas]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

I refer to my endless spree in the picture thread.

I don't know that I'd consider that "whoring." Maybe I'm working from too literal a definition.

[BTFLCHLD]

how come all the straight guy message boarder types HATE fm?
i mean like...where are they???

[ryan8472]

Originally Posted by markolas

I don't know that I'd consider that "whoring." Maybe I'm working from too literal a definition.

I thought it to be a mild form. Just dont take it literally.

[The Tower]

Originally Posted by GateandGarden

You just want to hate everyone I love.

You love Stevie, I love Stevie. Don't you ever get tired of being wrong??

Originally Posted by markolas

....but I saw it coming months ago.

No pun intended, ba-dum-ching!!!

Originally Posted by markolas

When was this? I must've missed it.

I can feel your neck snapping on that double-take.....

[GypsySorcerer]

Originally Posted by GateandGarden

As for Ryan, I really thought he was just a little bisexual. See, I don't catch on too quickly, do I?

That's what I thought too. So much for my Mrs. Robinson fantasy.

[The Tower]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

That's what I thought too. So much for my Mrs. Robinson fantasy.

Like Amber said, "The line is forming"

[sparky]

Originally Posted by The Tower

I can't stand that woman. Can't .. stand .. her.

Her albums bore the hell outta me. However, I was drug to a concert to see her in Ventura once, by a lesbian of course, and she was one hell of a performer.

[sparky]

Originally Posted by GateandGarden

As for Ryan, I really thought he was just a little bisexual. See, I don't catch on too quickly, do I?

Further proof that with guys, bitown is usually a brief stop on the way to Homoville.

[skcin]

I thought all gay men had to love Liza? Liza with a Z!!!

All of my gay boyfriends (I have so many, you know ) like Madonna & Cher, but they aren't obsessed or anything. They all like Cyndi Lauper & Stevie & Tori too.

Hey - aren't you all supposed to love track lighting & be named Rick or Steve? {50 points to the first person to catch that one}

Diamondsnake is way too obsessed with Stevie's clothes & hair to be hetero. JK, Chris.

I like the Indigo Girls, but I'm straight. Closer To Fine is a great song, and the other night I was practically in tears watching part of their concert (it was on Logo ) They did a tune - I don't know the name of it - it was basically about the church & marriage. Very sad. They are incredible singer-songwriters.

Ani - eh. She's OK. I feel like I have to like her since she's from here & has her own label & does a lot for the community, but I'm just not that into her.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by skcin

. . .Hey - aren't you all supposed to love track lighting & be named Rick or Steve? {50 points to the first person to catch that one . . . .

Steel Magnolias!!!!!!!

LOVE IT!!!!!!

[ryan8472]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

That's what I thought too. So much for my Mrs. Robinson fantasy.

Huh?

I hate being a dim bulb when it comes to jokes.

[amber]

Originally Posted by sparky

Her albums bore the hell outta me. However, I was drug to a concert to see her in Ventura once, by a lesbian of course, and she was one hell of a performer.

That's my opinion exactly. except not in Ventura. Very compelling live.

[GateandGarden]

Originally Posted by markolas

I knew when I was 12, but not everyone is as self-aware as I was at that age.

That's really impressive. And aren't you from Louisiana, too? See, it crossed my mind when I was a little younger than twelve, even, but every time it came into my mind I pushed it out fiercely. Everyone around me was saying it was horribly wrong and I really didn't want to be any more "different" than I already was. I didn't come out to myself and everyone else until I was 20.

[amber]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

Huh?

I hate being a dim bulb when it comes to jokes.

Or else maybe you just don't know about the movie The Graduate?

[GateandGarden]

Originally Posted by sparky

Her albums bore the hell outta me. However, I was drug to a concert to see her in Ventura once, by a lesbian of course, and she was one hell of a performer.

I guess you wouldn't like Norah Jones, then, either.