the official ledgie crush poll!

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by amber

no. I don't have one, actually. It's hard to crush on people i've never met.

unless they are a movie star - cough Tom Cruise cough

[amber]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

unless they are a movie star - cough Tom Cruise cough

I just like him, I don't really have any sexy feelings for him. If so, barely, but not really. Mostly I want to play volleyball with him, have a silly laugh, and then play frisbee and ride on the back of his bike.
Nice try, though.
Now, Val Kilmer, I might be approaching a crush, there. but no. almost, though! close! but no.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by Lux

Firstly.....ack!! Oh the hideousness.

Please don't encourage them, I can tolerate the dribble however I'm not that resistant against the beatings that accompany the nurses visits. The jackets aren't that uncomfortable actually, assuming you have no desire to move and I mean really, who doesn't enjoy being deprived of movement and stability?

I hear tell you, based on experience and when sprung, are starting your own line of these jackets in fabric that breathes - a fancy color choice will also be available. Personally, I think a clever marketing snipe would be to have those jackets in a fabric that changed color according to mood a la those tacky, but fun, rings from the 70's.

[amber]

Originally Posted by GateandGarden

Yeah, I wouldn't call that a crush.

Now, what if I wanted to sit in a park under the trees in New Orleans with someone, while we use a Prestige Clinical Cardiology Stethoscope to listen to each other's hearts? Then we gaze fixedly at each other? Would you call that a crush?

what if I almost cared about that?


ha, told you I'd remember! Spanks again!

[GateandGarden]

Originally Posted by amber

what if I almost cared about that?

"I'll just almost hold you...you'll just almost stay..."

Sorry, you brought up "The Dealer" ...Didn't you?

[amber]

Originally Posted by GateandGarden

"I'll just almost hold you...you'll just almost stay..."

Sorry, you brought up "The Dealer" ...Didn't you?

Nope. Don't even know it.

[GateandGarden]

I just realized that someone needs to fess up about his or her huge crush on Deanna. It's so unfair that that choice has no votes.

[GateandGarden]

Originally Posted by amber

Nope. Don't even know it.

Oh my. Well, I'll have to send you that sometime. Especially the version with Tom Petty.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by GateandGarden

Yeah, I wouldn't call that a crush.

Now, what if I wanted to sit in a park under the trees in New Orleans with someone, while we use a Prestige Clinical Cardiology Stethoscope to listen to each other's hearts? Then we gaze fixedly at each other? Would you call that a crush?

Obsession is more like it

BTW - I have sat in both Audubon and City Parks listening with my ear to someone's heart and it was thrilling.

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by Lux

Hmm, that's a little tricky to set about doing while still stapped to the hospital bed.

Well, time is on your side. So, grow your fingernails long and use them to saw through the leather. Then, call Rupert Murdoch in the room next door getting his weekly constitutional and ask him for the name of a good tailor and marketing person - presumably not one in the same. Do not, however, mention the idea of the mood jacket lest he steal that too. Of course, with that much current searing through him, he likely will not remember and instead call you mommy and prepare to suckle, which, though he is porcine, exhilerating for you considering the voltage involved - perhaps the light dim when it is administered, thus causing the nurse in the room to see the lower whites of your eyes.

[macfanken]

Crushes... *sigh*

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by Lux

Ah good, you realised I meant "strapped", I'm not sure how one becomes stapped to a bed.

I'm a little too far under the influence to comprehend. Explain for a simple person, will I still get my nightly visits from the 'nurse' and those leather belt treatments that have been the talk of the institution? I don't ask for much.

The leather was used as a strap to restrain your arms and legs by the wrists and ankles to the hospital bed, when you were being moved from the private cell in which you are confined to the straight jacket and have the nightly floggings from the caregivers - though they may also pelt you with insults and other canonballs whilst on the gurney. While on the gurney, I suggested that you use your finger nails to break free of the leather straps and run into Murdoch's room for some business advice on our mood jacket scheme, which needs guidance despite its self admitted brilliance. Surely and though mad and receiving at least weekly treatment in your institution, Murdoch would have some advice to get the ball rolling.

[all the same]

Originally Posted by amber

BTW, this is a perfect example of how you insert random grossness. I see almost all your posts, and, inevitably, there will be some kind of grossness within...oh...I would say..... three out of five of your posts.
Apparently, since you didn't get that many "gross" votes, I'm starting to suspect I'm the only one that sees it.
I'm like, that frickin chick, in all the movies, who says...
" oh, but there is a presence here!"
or....."but I did see grandpa! he said we should move out of this house!"
or...."Carrie....I think you are very special, and there is nothing wrong with you at all! Don't pay attention to those other girls and what they say!"


It's like, I'm the only one who sees what's really going on...and that you are actually totally gross.
You are the dancing WB frog of grossness, and I'm the girl who found the box.
Seriously, people, take note! Most posts will include random grossness!

As "Everybody Finds Out" swells in the background!

[DrummerDeanna]

I finaly made a poll!!! But still *ahem* I'm not part of a list I guess I will never be happy

Originally Posted by GateandGarden

I just realized that someone needs to fess up about his or her huge crush on Deanna. It's so unfair that that choice has no votes.

That would have been sad with no votes - luckily by the time I saw the poll there were two - I, however, couldn't bring myself to vote for myself...

[DavidMn]

Well, considering I'm 6'4 265, I highly doubt anyone would find that terribly interresting, especially with the tendency towards gay folks preferring small skinny guys. Not me, put some damn meat on your bones!!!!