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Old 07-26-2005, 08:12 PM
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I think there's enough random, meaningless crap typed on here already.

(And, OUCH.)

True enough.


...and I was just kidding, my love.
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Old 07-26-2005, 08:18 PM
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Dear Rocky,

I'm having some serious problems. My mother recently has told me that my real father is not the one I have known all my life, but rather works for the local Honey Glazed Ham store as a butcher. She met him at a Grateful Dead concert apparently. What should I do?

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Old 07-26-2005, 08:23 PM
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This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time! Rocky's responses are too funny Thanks for the laugh!
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Old 07-26-2005, 08:24 PM
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True enough.


...and I was just kidding, my love.
LOL. I know. And Rocky says thank you.

I'd let him type his own thanks, but he's too busy trying to crawl up my shirt sleeve. I think he's trying to lick off my deodorant. Seriously. Have you ever tried to extract a full-grown umbrella cockatoo who's wedged himself into your armpit? Not fun.

Perhaps this thread was a bad idea. I have visions of him starting to like, and I know I'd never get a word in edgewise.
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Old 07-26-2005, 08:27 PM
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Dear Rocky,

I'm having some serious problems. My mother recently has told me that my real father is not the one I have known all my life, but rather works for the local Honey Glazed Ham store as a butcher. She met him at a Grateful Dead concert apparently. What should I do?

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I guess it beats having a kosher butcher from Hoboken for a father.
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Old 07-26-2005, 08:29 PM
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Dear Rocky,

I'm having some serious problems. My mother recently has told me that my real father is not the one I have known all my life, but rather works for the local Honey Glazed Ham store as a butcher. She met him at a Grateful Dead concert apparently. What should I do?

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Ryan, he refuses to answer. I'm not kidding. I think he's seen the pics of you and "that other dirty bird".

He's a jealous, very jealous bird.
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This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time! Rocky's responses are too funny Thanks for the laugh!

You speak bird?
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Old 07-26-2005, 08:31 PM
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I guess it beats having a kosher butcher from Hoboken for a father.
Maybe you're right. Those honey glazed hams sure do tickle my taste buds.
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Old 07-26-2005, 08:33 PM
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ok, now that comment was even funnier You guy's crack me up!
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Ryan, he refuses to answer. I'm not kidding. I think he's seen the pics of you and "that other dirty bird".

He's a jealous, very jealous bird.
Why can't everyone just forget about that picture?
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Maybe you're right. Those honey glazed hams sure do tickle my taste buds.
Ask him if he can prepare good duck.
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Ask him if he can prepare good duck.
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Why can't everyone just forget about that picture?
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Why can't everyone just forget about that picture?
I'd take a picture of me kissing Rocky, if I thought it would deflect attention from yours.

Unfortunately, I don't think I can get my tongue that far down his throat.

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For the same reason I can't forget that Bush once asked "Is our children learning?"...because it's funny.
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For the same reason I can't forget that Bush once asked "Is our children learning?"...because it's funny.
And achingly cute. I spare you details of where the ache is.
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