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[skcin]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

I love when they first meet in the doctors office and she's all, "Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!"

That scene? Had me rolling on the floor. Also huge fan of:

The shirt that matches the wall.

"You have the word 'balls' written on your forehead."

"Yeah, we'll head over to the party after we bury your mom."

Loved Garden State, love Scrubs. Zach Braff is a gem.

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

Score!



I'm going to stop calling it Alfie and will now refer to it as Yum-ie.

Good plan. They sure got a phenomenal cast of ladies for this. I don't love the "talking to the camera" thing, but otherwise I really liked it. Bit devastating in some parts, which was great.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

Good plan. They sure got a phenomenal cast of ladies for this. I don't love the "talking to the camera" thing, but otherwise I really liked it. Bit devastating in some parts, which was great.

I generally *loathe* when characters talk to the camera, but I thought it worked in that movie. Probably because he's so pretty.

That scene at the doctor's office had me in stitches, I must tell you. Going to the doctor for those kinds of things is just as painful as it looked.

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Originally Posted by dissention

I generally *loathe* when characters talk to the camera, but I thought it worked in that movie. Probably because he's so pretty.

That scene at the doctor's office had me in stitches, I must tell you. Going to the doctor for those kinds of things is just as painful as it looked.

And the doctor! Geesh, whatta mug! I didn't think the talking to the camera exactly "worked" but I didn't die, and yes, it made it better that it was him. In the opening scenes while he was doing that, I thought the writing was a bit trite and that he was mugging a bit much, but the movie soon settled down.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

And the doctor! Geesh, whatta mug! I didn't think the talking to the camera exactly "worked" but I didn't die, and yes, it made it better that it was him. In the opening scenes while he was doing that, I thought the writing was a bit trite and that he was mugging a bit much, but the movie soon settled down.

It was trite, for sure, but everything he said had a ring of truth to it. I was on the floor when he gave Big Ben a spray of cologne. I thought I was the only one who did that.

If that was my doctor, I wouldn't let him anywhere near my equipment. It's bad enough that they poke at you with those cold gloves, but if my doc had that voice, I'd die.

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

It was trite, for sure, but everything he said had a ring of truth to it. I was on the floor when he gave Big Ben a spray of cologne. I thought I was the only one who did that.

If that was my doctor, I wouldn't let him anywhere near my equipment. It's bad enough that they poke at you with those cold gloves, but if my doc had that voice, I'd die.

um, and those eyes, and that hair? (the doctor). Yeah, that was funny. I actually assumed everyone gave uh..."big ben" a squirt, but... But then I was thinking about how bad cologne tastes, and....
There were a lot of nice, sexy scenes in the movie, which was awesome.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

um, and those eyes, and that hair? (the doctor). Yeah, that was funny. I actually assumed everyone gave uh..."big ben" a squirt, but... But then I was thinking about how bad cologne tastes, and....

Not everyone. Men are nasty. "Stinkycrotch" is something that probably affects the majority of them. One breeze through a mens bathroom and you'd know why.

Originally Posted by amber

There were a lot of nice, sexy scenes in the movie, which was awesome.

That scene with Sarandon, oh my. I got aroused.

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

Not everyone. Men are nasty. "Stinkycrotch" is something that probably affects the majority of them. One breeze through a mens bathroom and you'd know why.

I guess so, but remember cologne really does taste bad.

Originally Posted by Dissention

That scene with Sarandon, oh my. I got aroused.

No! You're kidding? That one and the one with Nia Long (my personal fave) were pretty smokin.
Innyways...

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by skcin

That scene? Had me rolling on the floor. Also huge fan of:

The shirt that matches the wall.

"You have the word 'balls' written on your forehead."

"Yeah, we'll head over to the party after we bury your mom."

Loved Garden State, love Scrubs. Zach Braff is a gem.

The whole bit with Carol before she leaves for work...

"Oh...guys? Don't stay in here all day. I had to take the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector; it was beeping all night."

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

I guess so, but remember cologne really does taste bad.

Well, it's not like you're dousing your equipment in it, dear. Just a quick spray.

Originally Posted by amber

No! You're kidding? That one and the one with Nia Long (my personal fave) were pretty smokin.
Innyways...

That was a good one, too, but I can't begin to tell you how much I despise wifebeater shirts. They offend me on such a visceral level and on Jude Law it is no different.

I also liked the scene with Jane Krakowski in the back of the limo...

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

Well, it's not like you're dousing your equipment in it, dear. Just a quick spray.



That was a good one, too, but I can't begin to tell you how much I despise wifebeater shirts. They offend me on such a visceral level and on Jude Law it is no different.

I also liked the scene with Jane Krakowski in the back of the limo...

I didn't like how he and Nia Long were smoking at each other. That was kind of gross, and as you know, I smoke. But otherwise...I didn't really notice the wifebeater, I did keep thinking..."that? sure is a lot of shots."
Oh, and just put a tiny bit of cologne on your tongue...yummy? or not so?

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

I didn't like how he and Nia Long were smoking at each other. That was kind of gross, and as you know, I smoke. But otherwise...I didn't really notice the wifebeater, I did keep thinking..."that? sure is a lot of shots."
Oh, and just put a tiny bit of cologne on your tongue...yummy? or not so?

Smoking grosses me out, period. Jude Law could invite me up to his flat for a roll about, but if he had a fag hanging from his lips, I'd turn him down.

And I've never tasted cologne.

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

Smoking grosses me out, period. Jude Law could invite me up to his flat for a roll about, but if he had a fag hanging from his lips, I'd turn him down.

And I've never tasted cologne.

I figured you hadn't, but if you do, you'll see what I mean.
Wouldn't you just say "Hey, can you put that out?"?. If it was Jude Law, I'd try to find a compromise. And, wouldn't your goal actually be to get him to a have a fag hanging from his lip?

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

I figured you hadn't, but if you do, you'll see what I mean.
Wouldn't you just say "Hey, can you put that out?"?. If it was Jude Law, I'd try to find a compromise. And, wouldn't your goal actually be to get him to a have a fag hanging from his lip?

Oh, I suppose.

I was obviously exaggerating. I'd hand him some listerine and all would be well in the world.

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I'm starting Huckabees now. It's already funny, of course.