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Old 03-04-2005, 07:26 AM
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Wink a little joke about M J~
I HEARD THIS ON COURT T.V. YESTERDAY~
they have a new law in cali now due 2 michael jackson's recent troubles...
3 tykes & your out~
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Old 03-04-2005, 09:00 AM
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Old 03-04-2005, 04:27 PM
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Off-color (and old) joke about Michael... highlight to read.

Spoiler:
Michael was recently hospitalized for food poisoning -- apparently he had eaten a 14 year old weiner!


Dang, I guess the "invisible" tag doesn't work here... had to use "Spoiler" instead.
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Old 03-05-2005, 08:20 PM
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Now I get to *groan*.
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Old 03-05-2005, 08:46 PM
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I prefer "Didja hear Michael Jackson was in Kmart? They're having a sale: boy's clothing, half-off!," myself.
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I prefer "Didja hear Michael Jackson was in Kmart? They're having a sale: boy's clothing, half-off!," myself.
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Old 03-06-2005, 03:13 PM
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Another groaner:

As you know, Michael Jackson was hospitalized with the flu. He checked in under the name Mr. Mo Lester.

(cue the loudest groans of all)
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Old 03-06-2005, 05:41 PM
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Another groaner:

As you know, Michael Jackson was hospitalized with the flu. He checked in under the name Mr. Mo Lester.

(cue the loudest groans of all)


No groan, just a guffaw, love it!
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Old 03-07-2005, 03:32 PM
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This one's a little mean, especially if you're Eric Clapton.

So Michael Jackson held his kid out above a crowd from the fire escape....
"What was he trying to do?!"
"One-up Eric Clapton."
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This one's a little mean, especially if you're Eric Clapton.

So Michael Jackson held his kid out above a crowd from the fire escape....
"What was he trying to do?!"
"One-up Eric Clapton."
Oh, wow. That was an ignorant one. -_-


Wat do Xbox's and michael jackson have in common ?

They are both made of plastic and kids turn them on. [snare]
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Ahem ~ What's the difference between a plastic bag and MJ? One is white and dangerous to children, the other molests little boys. That's probably the oldest one.
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Old 03-09-2005, 11:35 AM
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"If you've been watching television today, so it begins, the Michael Jackson mini-series kicked off. The glee, the salivation in the news people. The CNN logo had an erection. If you looked closely, the 'N' was standing tall. ... By God people, there is a Medicare bill to debate! If only the Senate molested the Medicare bill." —Jon Stewart
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another mean one: michael jackson and a kid walk in a dark forest, and the kid goes "oh...it's late, and i'm cold and scared", so michael goes "YOU'RE scared? I have to go all the way back by myself!"
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Old 03-10-2005, 07:54 PM
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A boy asked his mother "Is God a man?"
"No" the mother said, "God is neither a man or a woman"
Then the boy asked "Is God white or black"
"God is neither black nor white" replied the mother.
He thought over what she said and then an idea came to his head. "Mom" he asked, "Is God Michael Jackson?"
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The other day a courtroom sketch artist drew a picture of MJ's jury of his peers *they show a sketch of jurors with no facial features*

The new designation of "Jamma Jackson" has me rollin'
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