can I just say:

[dissention]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

Such as?

Did you ever hear what Whoopi said about that particular act of oral sex?

[GypsySorcerer]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

Such as?

Well, the term "carpet munching" has got to go.

[ryan8472]

Originally Posted by dissention

The threat of not getting a thing...and most women do threaten. It's not as bad as it seems, though, seriously. There have been times when I've quite enjoyed it.



Most people are, dear, including myself.

You know, I've got a story to tell, but it ain't bein' told on this board. Leave it up to imagination. And no, it does not have to do with "rug munching"

[dissention]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

You know, I've got a story to tell, but it ain't bein' told on this board. Leave it up to imagination. And no, it does not have to do with "rug munching"

Don't knock it til you've tried it.

And now that you've planted the seed in my head about this story, I'm going to die if I don't hear it. You can always PM it to me.

[ryan8472]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

Well, the term "carpet munching" has got to go.

What should I replace it with? Yodeling in the gully?

[dissention]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

What should I replace it with? Yodeling in the gully?

What an image that conjures. Damn, you know more about sex than we do.

[amber]

Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

Honey, you masterbate all over this thread.

If i hadn't, it would've been 50 pages of Ryan and Diss complimenting each other....

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

If i hadn't, it would've been 50 pages of Ryan and Diss complimenting each other....

But we're beautiful. Learn to deal.

[ryan8472]

Originally Posted by dissention

Don't knock it til you've tried it.

And now that you've planted the seed in my head about this story, I'm going to die if I don't hear it. You can always PM it to me.

Honey, I wouldn't feel comfortable telling it to YOU. Much less the whole board.

[GypsySorcerer]

Originally Posted by dissention

But we're beautiful. Learn to deal.

And modest.

[amber]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

Well, the term "carpet munching" has got to go.

NEVER!!!!
Clam digging? muff munching? slit licking?
Here's the one joke i know:
What's the difference between a lesbian and a trisket?
One's a snack cracker, one's a crack snacker.

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

But we're beautiful. Learn to deal.

that's not really the point, though.

[GypsySorcerer]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

Honey, I wouldn't feel comfortable telling it to YOU.

Then tell it to Amber and me.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

Honey, I wouldn't feel comfortable telling it to YOU. Much less the whole board.

It must be one embarassing and hilarious personal sex story.

My show is on, dear, I'll return later to see what filth has been posted in my absence.

[ryan8472]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

Then tell it to Amber and me.

Read the edit, dear.