Spinoff: Bad movie you Love

[ryan8472]

Originally Posted by dissention

I just finished reading his new book "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?" Sooooooooooooo funny. I'll check out his site.

Wasn't it great?

[dissention]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

Wasn't it great?

The hamster? It was funny. But the really funny thing is the scroll on the bottom with his quotes. "We're all f*cked. It helps to remember that."

[ryan8472]

Originally Posted by dissention

The hamster? It was funny. But the really funny thing is the scroll on the bottom with his quotes. "We're all f*cked. It helps to remember that."

Aww, I thought the dirty words intro might still be there

You kept clicking and it would show a different filthy word every time and an explanation as to why it was acceptable. You came to the c*nt one, and under the word, it said: "If you are offended by this word, remember where you were when you first saw the light of day. You had a c*nt streched across your head. Just like a little hat."

[dissention]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

Aww, I thought the dirty words intro might still be there

No, but the hamster thing made me laugh. I love this one that just scrolled by:

Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?

Good f*cking question.

[ryan8472]

Originally Posted by dissention

No, but the hamster thing made me laugh. I love this one that just scrolled by:

Where does the Dentist go when he leaves the room?

Good f*cking question.

"What goes through a bird's mind when he finds himself flying through a fireworks display?"

[dissention]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

"What goes through a bird's mind when he finds himself flying through a fireworks display?"

If you love someone, set them free; if they return, set them on fire.

[ryan8472]

How 'bout those 2,423 Dirty words?

[dissention]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

How 'bout those 2,423 Dirty words?

BEARDED BLOOD SAUSAGE is the best one yet.

[ryan8472]

I liked "Steaming Hot Kanga" and "Vomiting Cobra"

[dissention]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

I liked "Steaming Hot Kanga" and "Vomiting Cobra"

Ugh, those are nasty.

I haven't heard half of these, man. I'm having a blast. It's your fault that my mouth will be even filthier.

[ryan8472]

Originally Posted by dissention

Ugh, those are nasty.

I haven't heard half of these, man. I'm having a blast. It's your fault that my mouth will be even filthier.

It's ok.

I'm reading the masturbation words right now....I'm laughing so hard it hurts

- Hitchhike Under The Big Top
- Bludgeon The Beefsteak
- Visiting Rosie Palm and her five daughters

[dissention]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

It's ok.

I'm reading the masturbation words right now....I'm laughing so hard it hurts

- Hitchhike Under The Big Top
- Bludgeon The Beefsteak
- Visiting Rosie Palm and her five daughters

OMG. I can't breathe. Those are awful and so hilarious.

Did you want the question that's in NME so that you can enter the Franz contest? I got my issue this morning if you do.

[ryan8472]

Originally Posted by dissention

OMG. I can't breathe. Those are awful and so hilarious.

Did you want the question that's in NME so that you can enter the Franz contest? I got my issue this morning if you do.

Sure, what's the question?

[dissention]

Originally Posted by ryan8472

Sure, what's the question?

What band was Paul in before Franz?

Lemme know if you need the answer, too.

[ryan8472]

Originally Posted by dissention

What band was Paul in before Franz?

Lemme know if you need the answer, too.

The Yummy Fur

Wait, was that Alex?