Britney --forensic scientist?

[Little Nicki]

I swear...this girl has bipolar (and i'd know! I've got it!) She makes such rash decisions! This just proves how small her brain really is....ugh....she's influnced by a TV show!! A FREAKIN TV SHOW! But what's funny is that she makes decisions like these without knowing anything about it (kind of like her 2 marriages) and people actually market her as a role model. Anyway... I doubt this is real but...

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/19922004.htm

Britney quits pop music to become a forensic scientist
January 4, 2005, 12:55:25
Britney Spears

Britney Spears is reportedly set to quit pop music - to become a forensic scientist.

The sexy star has allegedly told friends she is considering swapping her singing career for student life and enrolling at university to study for a degree after being motivated by a TV series.

A source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "It sounds ridiculous but she's been inspired by TV's 'Crime Scene Investigation', which shows scientists solving crimes.
"Brit has been growing tired of all the media attention and is thinking about taking a break from it all.

Insiders have revealed that the 23-year-old star, who launched her music career aged just 16, has even consulted 'Star Wars' beauty Natalie Portman - who graduated from prestigious Harvard University two years ago after studying psychology - about her plans to return to education.

And friends claim the pop babe's second husband, Kevin Federline, who she wed in a surprise ceremony last year, is also backing her decision.

The source added: "She's taking this university idea quite seriously." "She's happy with Kev and he'd support her in anything she wants to do. If she decides she wants to study then he'd be fine with that."

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

Originally Posted by Little Nicki

I swear...this girl has bipolar (and i'd know! I've got it!) She makes such rash decisions! This just proves how small her brain really is....ugh....she's influnced by a TV show!! A FREAKIN TV SHOW! But what's funny is that she makes decisions like these without knowing anything about it (kind of like her 2 marriages) and people actually market her as a role model. Anyway... I doubt this is real but...

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/19922004.htm

Britney quits pop music to become a forensic scientist
January 4, 2005, 12:55:25
Britney Spears

Britney Spears is reportedly set to quit pop music - to become a forensic scientist.

The sexy star has allegedly told friends she is considering swapping her singing career for student life and enrolling at university to study for a degree after being motivated by a TV series.

A source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "It sounds ridiculous but she's been inspired by TV's 'Crime Scene Investigation', which shows scientists solving crimes.
"Brit has been growing tired of all the media attention and is thinking about taking a break from it all.

Insiders have revealed that the 23-year-old star, who launched her music career aged just 16, has even consulted 'Star Wars' beauty Natalie Portman - who graduated from prestigious Harvard University two years ago after studying psychology - about her plans to return to education.

And friends claim the pop babe's second husband, Kevin Federline, who she wed in a surprise ceremony last year, is also backing her decision.

The source added: "She's taking this university idea quite seriously." "She's happy with Kev and he'd support her in anything she wants to do. If she decides she wants to study then he'd be fine with that."

Sounds like someone I know.

[dissention]

Just this morning she said she's pursuing a screenwriting and directing career.

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

Just this morning she said she's pursuing a screenwriting and directing career.

screenwriting? don't you have to be extra literate to do that?

[Moony]

This is the funniest thing I've ever read.

What a freakin douche bag.

Danny "I hate Britney" T.

[GypsySorcerer]

Even cold, I don't think I'd want her touching me.

[amber]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

Even cold, I don't think I'd want her touching me.

[GardenStateGirlie]

"Can ya'll hand me somethin' to put these bones in? No? Okay. I'll just use my Hermes."

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

Even cold, I don't think I'd want her touching me.

Over here then. Pass it over here.

[amber]

Originally Posted by ½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®

Over here then. Pass it over here.

oh, suprise suprise...

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

Originally Posted by amber

oh, suprise suprise...

Aww heck I wouldn’t turn that down, but I’ll never get the chance.

[amber]

Originally Posted by ½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®

Aww heck I wouldn’t turn that down, but I’ll never get the chance.

she has great thighs, a great dancers, muscly body. just teasing ya. She's lame, though....

[½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®]

Originally Posted by amber

she has great thighs, a great dancers, muscly body. just teasing ya. She's lame, though....

I don’t know much about her but she is a beautiful young lady. You have to give her that.

[amber]

Originally Posted by ½ ¡Ñ§ÅñË ®

I don’t know much about her but she is a beautiful young lady. You have to give her that.

yes, i suppose so. I don't like that look, her face, but she has a great body. It's amazing how Stevie makes brown eyes and blond hair look sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better.

[sparky]

She sure has had some interesting and suspicious experiences collecting DNA samples already. That's a start.