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Old 12-28-2004, 11:05 PM
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LOL, ya bast*rd! It just takes longer for us due to anatomical constraints.
BS - I used to know this hellcat in law school who would, when drunk (which was often ) storm into the men's room pift her leg and pee in the urinal Needless to say, she was a favorite party guest!!!!!
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BS - I used to know this hellcat in law school who would, when drunk (which was often ) storm into the men's room pift her leg and pee in the urinal Needless to say, she was a favorite party guest!!!!!
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BS - I used to know this hellcat in law school who would, when drunk (which was often ) storm into the men's room pift her leg and pee in the urinal Needless to say, she was a favorite party guest!!!!!
Hmm, with urine on her legs and all? To each his own I guess.
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LOL! Curtis I wish you could come by on New Year's Eve cuz I'm making appletinis which are delicious but deadly.
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I just might. I never pass up free alcohol.
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Hmm, with urine on her legs and all? To each his own I guess.
I swear to you she never got it on her legs. Then again, this chick could also, when intoxicated, sit on the floor, put a beer or cocktail on her head, and use her feet to drink it

Did I also mention she was WILDLY intelligent and graduated at the head of the class and is a helluva lawyer to this day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I swear to you she never got it on her legs. Then again, this chick could also, when intoxicated, sit on the floor, put a beer or cocktail on her head, and use her feet to drink it

Did I also mention she was WILDLY intelligent and graduated at the head of the class and is a helluva lawyer to this day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh. That's not my mom then. It's Marsha Clark. She's a hoot.
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Child - you are preaching to the choir Then, when confronted with this FACT - they pout or let you have it. It is a no win argument - thus, I wait without comment!!!!
you're so foul. we have to pull down our pants, or skirt and hose, then underwear too, then we have to wipe, then we have to put all our stuff back on.
You have to whip it out, pee, tuck it back in.
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I swear to you she never got it on her legs. Then again, this chick could also, when intoxicated, sit on the floor, put a beer or cocktail on her head, and use her feet to drink it

Did I also mention she was WILDLY intelligent and graduated at the head of the class and is a helluva lawyer to this day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy sh*t, she sounds awesome. Isn't it a law that lawyers drink alcohol? Don't they even have to keep some liquor in their desks or face disbarment?
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you're so foul. we have to pull down our pants, or skirt and hose, then underwear too, then we have to wipe, then we have to put all our stuff back on.
You have to whip it out, pee, tuck it back in.
duh?
This is why I love you, I say "anatomical constraints" and you say everything else,
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Holy sh*t, she sounds awesome. Isn't it a law that lawyers drink alcohol? Don't they even have to keep some liquor in their desks or face disbarment?
Yeah. It's how they dull their conscience for charging what they do.
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You have to whip it out, pee, tuck it back in.
duh?
My word - how do you all do ALL of that in less than 30 minutes
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You have to whip it out, pee, tuck it back in.
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Holy sh*t, she sounds awesome. Isn't it a law that lawyers drink alcohol? Don't they even have to keep some liquor in their desks or face disbarment?
Yes - let me just say Bar Assoc. conventions are booze fests - BUT let me also say conv. of accountants are the wildest - they are these little balding dynamos
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