Top ten shrub complaints about F 9/11

[DrummerDeanna]

How about Letterman’s Top Ten List: “Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit 9/11":



10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing



9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election



8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words



7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported



6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger



5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true



4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe



3. Where the hell was Spider-man?



2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth



1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball

[dissention]

Love it! Until I think of more, chew on this:

Not enough Colin, Dick, and Bush shots.