Favorite Bu****

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Peruse http://www.dubyaspeak.com and post your favorite quotes!

My faves:

"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once -- shame on -- shame on you. You fool me, you can't get fooled again."

"I did denounce it. I de- I denounced it. I denounced interracial dating. I denounced anti-Catholic bigacy... bigotry."

"You know, I want to follow what Bob said. He said a great gift from a parent is two things. One, a good education and unconditional love. Unconditional love." Where's two?

"I appreciate your friendship. Just one piece of advice. Just remember, it's the birds that's supposed to suffer, not the hunter."

"See, one of the interesting things in the Oval Office -- I love to bring people into the Oval Office -- right around the corner from here -- and say, this is where I office."

"There was a poll that showed me going up yesterday, not to be on the defensive. Actually I'm in pretty good shape politically, I really am. I didn't mean to sound defensive. But I am. Politicians, by the way, who pay attention to the polls are doomed, trying to chase opinion when what you need to do is lead, set the tone." Did you follow that one?

"I want to thank all my citizens for coming." Why, of course, Lord Dubya.

[wondergirl9847]

"Life is like a box of chocola...."

Oh wait.

[gldstwmn]

"The world is more peaceful and more free under my leadership."
-- Dubya, President of the World, White House, Oct. 28, 2003

"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are ... probably read the news themselves."
-- How reassuring, Dubya's interview with Brit Hume on Fox News Channel, Washington, D.C., Sep. 21, 2003

"As to whether or not -- look, once the strategy is in place, I will let people know whether or not I'm airborne or not. In other words, I'm not trying to make any -- I don't need to dramatize the decision. It's getting plenty of attention here at home. But we've got -- and look, I'm just gathering enough information to be rational in what we do."
-- Thanks for clearing that up, Dub, Washington, D.C., Jul. 3, 2003

"I'm the master of low expectations."
-- You said it, Dubya, aboard Air Force One, Jun. 4, 2003

"I know something about being a governor, and I know what it takes to get elected."
-- Write your own joke. Manchester, New Hampshire, Oct. 5, 2002

"My friends allege that I showed up in a Nixon mask one year and that another time I dressed as Mahatma Gandhi in a toga that looked like a diaper by the end of the night."
-- Giving Americans a reason to elect him president in his 2000 autobiography "A Charge to Keep", p. 135 (His not being able to remember these incidents should have raised more flags than it did)

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Good ones!!!