You Pig. - Page 3

darklinensuit · #31 03-31-2004, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by CarneVaca
You know what I also hate? I hate when people talk with their mouths full and spit half the food on your face, then pick their teeth with the nail of their pinky, wipe the stuff on the front of their shirts and then belch sonorously. I hate that.

What if they pick with their pinky toes and they wipe with their flabby boobs 'cause they're topless?

- Jake

darklinensuit · #32 03-31-2004, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by macmar71
I hate when people drink from the same glass or bottle. UGHHHH!

The idea of backwash is revolting.

- Jake

ryan8472 · #33 03-31-2004, 06:53 PM

Some things I HATE at the dinner table:

- Chewing with the mouth open
- People who scrape their forks over their teeth, producing horrible sounds.
- People scratching their plates with their forks/knives.
- Farting (especially from my sister, the usual suspect)
- Sticking fingers in gross places right before the person passes you something or eats something using their hands.

- My grandfather's dentures making a poping sound when he chews

Violet · #34 03-31-2004, 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by darklinensuit
What if they pick with their pinky toes and they wipe with their flabby boobs 'cause they're topless?

- Jake

Too funny!

CarneVaca · #35 03-31-2004, 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by darklinensuit
What if they use the fries to scratch and pick?

- Jake

It would be more efficient.

Ali · #36 03-31-2004, 09:11 PM

What really irks me is when people who are larger don't wear properly sized clothing. To put it more frankly, I don't like it when girls who aren't a size 2 try to squeeze into size 2 clothing and have rolls of fat hanging outside the sides of their jeans. Or they wear tiny tank tops and their bellies are hanging all out.

The other thing is girls in low-rise jeans with their thongs hanging out. There were girls in my high school who would lean over a cafeteria table at lunch time and I could literally see 2/3 of their ass. Frankly, it was disgusting.

cliffdweller · #37 03-31-2004, 09:15 PM

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Originally posted by gldstwmn
I cannot drink off of anybody else's glass.

Yeah, and especially if it's milk. Sharing dairy products is gross.

GardenStateGirlie · #38 03-31-2004, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by darklinensuit
You'll fit right in.

- Jake

Unlike you, Mr. Perfection, who has NO bad table manners nor bad qualities

cliffdweller · #39 03-31-2004, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by darklinensuit
EWW! An anal mess on a plate. Warning to Cliffdweller's next dinner guests: Beware the curious after-taste.

- Jake

Nice wordplay Jake.

GardenStateGirlie · #40 03-31-2004, 09:30 PM

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Originally posted by Ali
What really irks me is when people who are larger don't wear properly sized clothing. To put it more frankly, I don't like it when girls who aren't a size 2 try to squeeze into size 2 clothing and have rolls of fat hanging outside the sides of their jeans. Or they wear tiny tank tops and their bellies are hanging all out.

The other thing is girls in low-rise jeans with their thongs hanging out. There were girls in my high school who would lean over a cafeteria table at lunch time and I could literally see 2/3 of their ass. Frankly, it was disgusting.

I guess these people are sitting at the table?

darklinensuit · #41 03-31-2004, 09:38 PM

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Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
I guess these people are sitting at the table?

Now don't be snippy just because of her thong comment.

- Jake

darklinensuit · #42 03-31-2004, 09:39 PM

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Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Unlike you, Mr. Perfection, who has NO bad table manners nor bad qualities

There ARE no tables at Dipstix. Duh.

- Jake

darklinensuit · #43 03-31-2004, 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by cliffdweller

Nice wordplay Jake.

Thanks, and let me add that to avoid future messes, remember that porcelain plates are not to be confused with the porcelain god.

- Jake

darklinensuit · #44 03-31-2004, 09:42 PM

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Originally posted by cliffdweller
Yeah, and especially if it's milk. Sharing dairy products is gross.

Milk is gross anyway.

- Jake

darklinensuit · #45 03-31-2004, 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by Ali

The other thing is girls in low-rise jeans with their thongs hanging out. There were girls in my high school who would lean over a cafeteria table at lunch time and I could literally see 2/3 of their ass. Frankly, it was disgusting.

Ahh, yes, memories of Rump Roast Wednesdays on the cafeteria menu.

- Jake