The Ledge

Go Back   The Ledge > Main Forums > Chit Chat
Reload this Page Daily Jokes
User Name
Password
Register FAQ Members List Calendar


Make the Ads Go Away! Click here.
Reply
Page 3 of 3 12 3
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #31  
Old 01-21-2012, 09:24 PM
jannieC jannieC is offline
Addicted Ledgie
  
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 5,468
Default
What do you call a guy on the wall?

Art!

What do you call a guy on your front steps?

Matt!

In the pool?

Bob!
Reply With Quote
  #32  
Old 01-22-2012, 12:54 AM
vivfox's Avatar
vivfox vivfox is offline
Addicted Ledgie
  
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 14,022
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by jannieC View Post
What do you call a guy on the wall?

Art!

What do you call a guy on your front steps?

Matt!

In the pool?

Bob!
C'mon Jannie, we've ALL heard these silly ones b4.
Reply With Quote
  #33  
Old 01-22-2012, 08:11 AM
jannieC jannieC is offline
Addicted Ledgie
  
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 5,468
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by vivfox View Post
C'mon Jannie, we've ALL heard these silly ones b4.
I know, but I love them.

On a piece of paper?

Mark!

In a flowerbed?

Pete!
Reply With Quote
  #34  
Old 01-22-2012, 09:10 AM
McTrouble's Avatar
McTrouble McTrouble is offline
Addicted Ledgie
  
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Lancashire England
Posts: 2,164
Default
What do you call a Nun sitting on top of a Washing Machine?

Sister Matic!
__________________
Photobucket
Reply With Quote
  #35  
Old 01-22-2012, 11:40 AM
ironman_01701 ironman_01701 is offline
Senior Ledgie
  
Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 178
Wink
Quote:
Originally Posted by McTrouble View Post
A little fun every day - hope everyone is up for this!

The sillier, cornier, and smuttier the better! But no filth or offensiveness please!

I'll start us off gently:-


Q. Why is an elephant big, grey and wrinkled?

A. Because if he was small, white and smooth he would be an aspirin!



Q. Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

A. So they can hide in cherry trees!


I'm sure y'all can do better than this!


The doctor says to his patient: "I've got some bad news, and I've got some worse news"!!

The patient said oh no, what's the bad news?

The Doctor said you got 24 hours to live!

The patient said what the hell is the worse news??










The Doctor said I tried to reach you yesterday!!
Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2012, 04:55 PM
Silver Springs
This message has been deleted by Silver Springs.
  #36  
Old 02-07-2012, 01:00 PM
ironman_01701 ironman_01701 is offline
Senior Ledgie
  
Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 178
Default What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"Can you drink with that"?
Reply With Quote
Old 02-07-2012, 01:05 PM
Silver Springs
This message has been deleted by Silver Springs.
  #37  
Old 02-07-2012, 03:11 PM
McTrouble's Avatar
McTrouble McTrouble is offline
Addicted Ledgie
  
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Lancashire England
Posts: 2,164
Default
Snow White's dwarfs are all in the bath feeling happy.

Happy got out so they all felt grumpy.

__________________
Photobucket
Reply With Quote
  #38  
Old 02-17-2012, 03:43 AM
vivfox's Avatar
vivfox vivfox is offline
Addicted Ledgie
  
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 14,022
Default
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Reply With Quote
  #39  
Old 02-17-2012, 03:45 AM
vivfox's Avatar
vivfox vivfox is offline
Addicted Ledgie
  
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 14,022
Default
What concert can you attend for forty five cents?







50 cent with Nickelback
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 3 of 3 12 3

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump


1970s Pop, Bob Brunning picture

1970s Pop, Bob Brunning

$3.40


1970s Pop, Bob Brunning picture

1970s Pop, Bob Brunning

$5.40


Blues: The British Connection Bob Brunning PB Alexis Korner Mayall Groundhogs picture

Blues: The British Connection Bob Brunning PB Alexis Korner Mayall Groundhogs

$59.99


Bob Brunning Sound Trackers Music Series Hardcover 6 Book Lot Pop, Metal, Reggae picture

Bob Brunning Sound Trackers Music Series Hardcover 6 Book Lot Pop, Metal, Reggae

$59.99


BLUES: THE BRITISH CONNECTION By Bob Brunning *Excellent Condition* picture

BLUES: THE BRITISH CONNECTION By Bob Brunning *Excellent Condition*

$63.95



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:18 PM.

Contact Us - The Penguin - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2026, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
© 1995-2003 Martin and Lisa Adelson, All Rights Reserved