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Old 04-27-2005, 12:56 AM
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:I think my favorite moment was when little 16 year old Ryan was the only one with the cojones to post the definition of a dirty sanchez.... Ho****! My stomach hurt from laughing from that one!
I must have missed that thread.

I still don't know what a dirty sanchez is

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Old 04-27-2005, 12:59 AM
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Well, I used to be able to suck my own dick, and it was great while it lasted- however, alas, I am now far less limber, much too older and my back just quite can't curve like it used to.


well weren't you lucky?

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Old 04-27-2005, 01:10 AM
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A "Dirty Sanchez" is a mustache of feces, made by dragging the male sexual organ along one's partner's face after anal sex.

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Oh, maybe I didn't want to know....

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Old 04-27-2005, 01:16 AM
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A "Dirty Sanchez" is a mustache of feces, made by dragging the male sexual organ along one's partner's face after anal sex.

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Omigod! I totally thought it was something else. Holy Moly.
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I have it, but I don't get the reference.
There's a chapter titled "Head" where she confesses to performing oral sex on herself when she could reach down there.

The whole book is hysterical, I must have read it twenty times.
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well weren't you lucky?
Well, yeah being young and experimental can be fun!

Shame on me for perving up the pictures thread....
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Old 04-27-2005, 10:42 AM
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A "Dirty Sanchez" is a mustache of feces, made by dragging the male sexual organ along one's partner's face after anal sex.

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You are KILLING me!!!

All us "adult" ledgies have to leave it up to the teenagers to bring everyone up too speed.

Hilarious!!
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A "Dirty Sanchez" is a mustache of feces, made by dragging the male sexual organ along one's partner's face after anal sex.

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Good to know! I think they referenced a "Dirty Sanchez" on South Park once and I didn't know what it was. Can you even imagine though? BARFFFF!!! The idea of smearing feces on my face is somehow strangely... oh, I don't know... COMPLETELY UNAROUSING!!! Grossssssss!!!!
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Well, I used to be able to suck my own dick, and it was great while it lasted- however, alas, I am now far less limber, much too older and my back just quite can't curve like it used to.
To tell the truth, as if I ever hold back, I had one happy summer at about 14 when I was limber and determined enough to do this.
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To tell the truth, as if I ever hold back, I had one happy summer at about 14 when I was limber and determined enough to do this.
Did you swallow?
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To tell the truth, as if I ever hold back, I had one happy summer at about 14 when I was limber and determined enough to do this.
When I was like 16, I was able to get my tongue on the end of it. But that was as far as I got. I was a determined little 16 year old though! But tragically, that was as good as it got!
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Good god, no. I learned at a young age that I had no taste for that vile substance. One of the many reasons I am alive today, I am sure.
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Good god, no. I learned at a young age that I had no taste for that vile substance. One of the many reasons I am alive today, I am sure.
Hmmm. I've really gotta step up my Yoga routine....
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