Hows about another picture thread?

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Originally Posted by dissention

You can have her, I don't think many would put up a fight.

She looks alien in that photo, dear. Airbrushed within an inch of her life!

So, all the photos are like that. And people would fight me. She's very cute, most people think so, sorry to have to tell you. Add to that her quadruple scorpionic powers, and she's nearly irresistible....

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

So, all the photos are like that. And people would fight me. She's very cute, most people think so, sorry to have to tell you. Add to that her quadruple scorpionic powers, and she's nearly irresistible....

Her track record at the box office tells a different story, however.

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Originally Posted by dissention

Her track record at the box office tells a different story, however.

Please, btch. Everyone has slumps in their 40's. Doesn't take away from her supacuteness. I heart her, I always will, and now I want to see In the Cut!

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

Please, btch. Everyone has slumps in their 40's. Doesn't take away from her supacuteness. I heart her, I always will, and now I want to see In the Cut!

She hasn't had a hit since she made that You've Got Mail **** with Tom Hanks seven years ago.

In the Cut is a WHOREANUS movie, but she's pretty good in it. Plus it has Jennifer Jason Leigh (love her) and Mark Ruffalo sporting an awfully bad yet sexy mustache.

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Originally Posted by dissention

She hasn't had a hit since she made that You've Got Mail **** with Tom Hanks seven years ago.

In the Cut is a WHOREANUS movie, but she's pretty good in it. Plus it has Jennifer Jason Leigh (love her) and Mark Ruffalo sporting an awfully bad yet sexy mustache.

I just read about the sex scene. I'm there.

[sparky]

Originally Posted by amber

She's still the cutest girl in the world. BTW, I think they're supposed to be devil horns, but she just so cute that you think they are kitten ears! Ha!

You found the lip mutilation attractive ? I find this nearly impossible to believe.

[seeker007nmss]

Originally Posted by amber

Fine, go barf. She's still the cutest girl in the world. BTW, I think they're supposed to be devil horns, but she just so cute that you think they are kitten ears! Ha!

You should have pasted her head on a real kitten....

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Originally Posted by sparky

You found the lip mutilation attractive ? I find this nearly impossible to believe.

No, admittedly, I don't love the lip mutilation. Her lips were very thin, though. it looked okay during French Kiss, and ....the one with mathew broderick, but after that it bugged me. Doesn't matter, though, I'm all about her eyes, and just general cute cutieness.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

I just read about the sex scene. I'm there.

It's not very sexy. None of it is, really.

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Originally Posted by dissention

It's not very sexy. None of it is, really.

Yeah, but how can I take your word? You don't think Stevie is sexy, you don't think Meg is cute. I'd like to believe you, but I think I'll have to see it for myself. Here's what the article said (it was an article about oral sex in hollywood) I'm paraphrasing. "guy actor plants Meg on her stomach, and for a full two minutes, proceeds to *etc, etc, oral sex, from behind*"

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

Yeah, but how can I take your word? You don't think Stevie is sexy, you don't think Meg is cute. I'd like to believe you, but I think I'll have to see it for myself. Here's what the article said (it was an article about oral sex in hollywood) I'm paraphrasing. "guy actor plants Meg on her stomach, and for a full two minutes, proceeds to *etc, etc, oral sex, from behind*"

Because it's a very dark and dank film with rape, mutilation, murder, and sexual oppression, that's why. It's so unsexy that it becomes rather depressing. Mark Ruffalo is kinda hot in a weird way in it, but otherwise it's pretty awful, imo. Too disturbing to be sexy for me. The sex scenes are rather uncomfortable to watch.

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Originally Posted by dissention

Because it's a very dark and dank film with rape, mutilation, murder, and sexual oppression, that's why. It's so unsexy that it becomes rather depressing. Mark Ruffalo is kinda hot in a weird way in it, but otherwise it's pretty awful, imo. Too disturbing to be sexy for me. The sex scenes are rather uncomfortable to watch.

Oh, ok. I kind of believe you now. I'll still see it, eventually. I haven't had a Meg fix in so long. Wait, actually, a couple weekends ago that movie with her and Diane Keaton and Lisa Kudrow and Walter Mathau was on...but that didn't really count...

[all the same]

How can you guys talk about Meg Ryan so much? I worked with this chick who was like 30 and wore old lady clothes that were totally not at all colour coordinated. I seriously waited to see what she threw together when she came in every morning. She thought she looked like Meg Ryan. The fact that someone so clearly lame thought she looked like Meg Ryan made me realize the true depth of lameless that Meg Ryan possesses.

Okay, okay, truth be told, I'm not really opposed to Meg Ryan but I don't have a lot of time for her either. She just sort of is. I am "completely indifferent".

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

Oh, ok. I kind of believe you now. I'll still see it, eventually. I haven't had a Meg fix in so long. Wait, actually, a couple weekends ago that movie with her and Diane Keaton and Lisa Kudrow and Walter Mathau was on...but that didn't really count...

I will watch ANYTHING with Diane Keaton. I'll go to the movies to see her new flicks, and I even went to the Meg Ryan one (Hanging Up). I have the biggest, biggest, biggest crush on her and think she is just ultra cool (and eternally so).

I know, I'm weird.

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Originally Posted by all the same

How can you guys talk about Meg Ryan so much? I worked with this chick who was like 30 and wore old lady clothes that were totally not at all colour coordinated. I seriously waited to see what she threw together when she came in every morning. She thought she looked like Meg Ryan. The fact that someone so clearly lame thought she looked like Meg Ryan made me realize the true depth of lameless that Meg Ryan possesses.

Okay, okay, truth be told, I'm not really opposed to Meg Ryan but I don't have a lot of time for her either. She just sort of is. I am "completely indifferent".

Well, gay boy, perhaps you cannot really understand the big blue eyed, scorpionic, nice girl, something hot under the surface, great legs allure of Miss Meggles. And, to be fair, I am talking about her SO MUCH, Diss is merely counteracting my allegations.