Query re: Tusk Documentary & Laser Discs

[Zombie]

As some of you know, I've been selling off a bunch of my massively massive Mac collection.

During my rootling through boxes for things to unload, I came across my copy of the Tusk documentary on laser disc. I bought it with the intention to some day get a laser disc player and devise a method of transferring a superb quality copy of the documentary to DVD and/or files, with the further intention of sharing with y'all fine folk (not selling, just sharing.)

Problem is that I never got around to actually buying a laser disc player. FAIL.

So here is my query:

Do any of you have a laser disc player? If so, do you know how to make a copy of it to DVD or files what folk can watch on the computar machiene?

If so, might you be interested in helping me to acquire this copy of the Tusk documentary that currently exists only in my dreams?