Let's make things really pretentious

SortaSavageLike · #1 08-28-2007, 04:07 PM

Boredom + MS Word thesaurus + famous speeches = This

"Good old days, December 7, 1941 - a rendezvous that will relish within the boundaries of debasement - the Amalgamated Governments of America was abruptly as well as after mature consideration physically abused by hydrographic and stratospheric regiments of the Sovereignty of Orient.
The Amalgamated Governments was situated at reconciliation in the company of this commonwealth in addition to, at the legal recourse regarding Japan, was nevertheless in the midst of intercourse(!) in the company of the system of administration and its supreme ruler looking in the direction of the subsistence as concerns pacification in the Pacific.
Naturally, one and only hour subsequent to Japanese ozone bombers and fighter planes had inaugurated bombarding within the boundaries of Oahu, the Indochinese representative to the Amalgamated Governments in addition to his coadjutors brought into the world up to the Administrative Assistant concerning Government a conformal riposte to a contemporary Yank communication. While that retort established that it suggested ineffectual to carry through the not demolished diplomatic mediations, it accommodated no browbeating neither implication of hostilities or implemented blow.
It will be accounted for that the range of Hawaii out of possession of Indochina makes it comprehensible that the slander was emphatically on the drawing board multifarious days or even weeks in the past. At the same time as the betwixt continuance, the Japanese supreme authority has with premeditation promoted to bamboozle the Amalgamated Governments by mendacious proclamations in addition to quotations concerning optimism for protracted reconciliation.
The aggression long ago in contact with the Hawaiian islands has brought about unmerciful disadvantage to Gringo aquatic and warmongering servicemen. Seriously multifarious Doughboy incarnations have been vanquished. In tabulating, Gringo rolling stocks have been reported blitzed on the lofty seas betwixt San Francisco as well as Honolulu.
Good old days, the Japanese control of state furthermore initiated a blow opposing Malaya.
Hindmost bedtime, Japanese servicemen physically abused Hong Kong.
Concluding twilight, Japanese troops bruised Guam.
Ultimate evening, Japanese forces pounded the Philippine Islands.
Hindmost nightfall, the Japanese thrashed Funeral Island.
Another forenoon, the Japanese battered Intermediate Island.
Japan has, consequently, undertaken a stupefaction invasion nibbling from top to bottom the Pacific domain. The actuality of yore communicate for themselves. The kinsmen of the Amalgamated Governments have just now forged their convictions as well as well comprehend the insinuations to the very effervescence and invulnerability of our tribe.
As Administrator Within The Boundaries Of Supervisor of the Cavalry and Coast Guard, I have supervised that all procedures be grabbed in favor of our resistance.
Ceaselessly will we commemorate the mannerism of the assailment face-to-face with us.
No matter how attenuated it take may us to discomfit this prearranged incursion, the Gringo clan in their holy puissance will overcome washed-up to unblemished subjugation.
I be of the opinion I explicate the will as concerns the Convocation in addition to the community when I asseverate that we will not simply bulwark ourselves to the uttermost, but will make very unequivocal this configuration of perfidiousness shall nevermore jeopardize us again.
Contests subsist. There is no twinkling at the certitude that that our kinsmen, our commonwealth and our investments are in ominous jeopardy.
With self-assuredness in our implemented regiments - with the unstapled firmness of mind of our siblings - we will arrive at the inescapable achievement - so encourage us The Supreme Being.
I beseech that the Powwow expound that in the ensuing period the unexasperated and unscrupulous skirmish by Indochina on Sunday, Dec. 7, a predicament of slaughter has subsisted betwixt the United States in addition to the Japanese dominion."