I am an idiot!
This afternoon I was packing down the trash in the trash can in the kitchen with my hand, when I pulled back and thought I had smeared 'tomato paste' on my hand. Turns out I sliced my rand hand down to the bone and wide enough I could see my knuckle bones.
Spent the afternoon in the ER (again) in room #9 (again) to have the doctor look at it. I ended up getting shots to deaden the area around (And a few in) the deep wound and 6 staples to close the said wound. To top things off I receive a tetanus shot in my left shoulder.
Aint life great??