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Old 04-08-2021, 01:43 AM
FuzzyPlum FuzzyPlum is offline
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Join Date: Jun 2014
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My Top 10 qutable lines from the British cult-classic, Withnail and I

1) I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze.

2) Balls! We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here and we want them now.

3) I’m a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum.

4) We are not drunks we are multi-millionaires.

5) They’re selling hippie wigs in Woolworth’s, man. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. And, as Presuming Ed has pointed out, we have failed to paint it black.

6) I assure you I’m not drunk officer, honestly. I’ve only had a few light ales.

7) It is the most shattering experience of a young man’s life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself, ‘I will never play the Dane’.

8) I don’t advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into your brain. This may be the reason bald headed men are uptight.

9) All right, this is the plan. We drop some Surmountil -50’s each. That means we’ll miss out Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning.

10) If I medicated you, you’d think a brain tumor was a birthday present.


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Mick Fleetwood
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