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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie
I went to three parties, over the weekend, all of which had great food to eat. It's pay the piper, bitch, time now....
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I've been beating up on myself lately because I've been such a sloth all winter long. Although I'm not exactly fat, I felt a little doughey. But going to the beach has made me feel so much better. You could not imagine the visual atrocities I witnessed shoe-horned into a speedo. Even though I was as pale as a dead fish, I felt like the belle of the ball by comparison.

It's all relative.