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Originally Posted by vivfox
You know how I told you I take 5 mile long walks? Well, at one point last year I was walking in the middle of a residential neighborhood and all of a sudden that feeling came over me. Probably the same feeling a pregnant woman feels when her water breaks. I knew my dump was coming real soon but what do I do? Where do I go? There are no stores anywhere near me and no woods to crawl into. What would you do Jannie?? In a panic I noticed someones open garage and into that sucker I went, crouched down in a corner and released that baby. It was so humiliating. Praying to God I wouldn't get caught and imagining those poor people getting into their car and smelling that sheet.
These days when I walk by that garage I notice they still have the door wide open...
TMI
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Just read this. Wow. I would absolutely sooner s**t my pants than do that. I wouldn't even consider it, not in the most desperate circumstances. Interesting that
you found it humiliating - imagine the poor ba**ard who found it and had to clean it up? Never mind about judgement - dude, you can't post stuff like that anywhere and expect people to say nothing. I don't know about the US, but if you'd got caught doing that here, you'd wind up with a record. Why didn't you just knock on doors and ask to use a bathroom? In a few minutes, you'd have found someone who would have let you.
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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie
And I'm not trying to start anything with Viv, but if I ever caught anybody taking a sh*t on my garage floor, I can only say, that they might not survive the beating they would receive. The odds are good, that they wouldn't.
I'm wondering about if you thought about driving back, and cleaning it up? Or going back and leaving an apology note, with maybe $50 inside? Because it's still not too late, to do the latter. The RIGHT thing.
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Honestly, if I caught anyone dropping one in my garage, I'd give them a range of new holes to emit from in future.