[Dodfather]

Hehehe...I've been childishly smirking at your jokes. Homer, much smirkage here! It was a couple of nights ago now and I was out for a few drinks with friends. One drink led to 5 and I was soon chatting to an old work colleague who I'd tried to ask out afew years ago but failed miserably! We were having a great night and next thing I'm back at her place...

Turns out her bed is on one of those dumbass plinth things and the matress just kinda sits on top of it and is a little smaller than the frame. I'm on my back, my back is slinding up and down the bed a bit... and I slide too far backwards (well...she kinda pushed me, know what I mean?! lol) and I go slightly off the end of the bed. No big deal...I'd normally have held on... but there was a gap between the frame and the matress so my back suddenly dipped right down and smacked off the edge of the frame!!

We had to stop for just a second (I think that maybe helped the course of the evening at that point cos things were going well... We had to change it up after that! We were both laughing though, it was funny, but I didn't realise at the time just how hard I'd smacked it. Damn!

Anyway, I now have a huge long purple... bruise right between my shoulder blades! It hurts like f**k!

She was only in town for a couple of nights (she moved away a while ago and was back visiting friends) so it was fun that night and the following morning but my back was realllly sore by then!

Did I just share too much?!