You know, I would LOVE to go to a nude beach, as long as "I" was the only person there, that I knew! Seriously.
Okay, I'm a grower, not usually a shower(sometimes, though, it just depends on my horniness level). So even though I'm usually impressive, in my grown state,
I don't want anyone to see the ungrown state, especially if it's REALLY in the "shy turtle", ungrown state!
I mean, I'm gonna be George Costanza, yelling, "I was in the pool!" "I was in the pool!"
