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Originally Posted by louielouie2000
God knows, if I asked my Mother she'd gleefully tell me. It's her mission in life to fluster me and try to give me the most frightening TMI possible (the stories I could tell!). So I don't question the devil... it only feeds her!  Not that it stops her! 
Mom's told me all sorts of scary, scary things. Like my half-brother's size (she caught him... occupied). And that my Dad wasn't very good in bed. Like I needed to know either of those things . Thankfully, I don't appear to be suffering my Dad's fate. I can only go by what people have told me, and repeat customers say more than words as well!  |
We never really discussed much of that stuff, in our house. Mom and I both, were funny as f*ck, but sex wasn't really discussed.
And repeat customers, are all that matters! Baby, I always try to bring my A game, to the table. I couldn't take a bad review!