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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie
It's a long(no pun intended) strange, adoption story here, that I posted a few years back. But my birth Dad, was actually a family friend, that I grew up knowing, after my parents divorced. I didn't know he was my birth father though, until many years later. He used to take me hunting and fishing. But fortunately, never showed me his junk!  I'm pretty close to my birth mother, though, I guess I could ask her! Good lord, she'd sh*t, if I asked her, if she remembered how big his penis was! |
God knows, if I asked my Mother she'd gleefully tell me. It's her mission in life to fluster me and try to give me the most frightening TMI possible (the stories I could tell!). So I don't question the devil... it only feeds her!
Not that it stops her!
Mom's told me all sorts of scary, scary things. Like my half-brother's size (she caught him... occupied). And that my Dad wasn't very good in bed. Like I needed to know either of those things
. Thankfully, I don't appear to be suffering my Dad's fate. I can only go by what people have told me, and repeat customers say more than words as well!
