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Originally Posted by HejiraNYC
Okay then, gauntlet thrower. How often do you love yourself? Does your significant other know? Do you try to squeeze one out on the down low?
And to be ultra-TMI, who/what do you think about?  |
I work with a guy who's 54. He and his wife have been together for about 30 years. He says he spanks it about twice a week. I asked if his wife no longer wanted to have sex with him. He said she would, if he really tried to get her to, but it's just easier, and quicker, to take matter into his own hand.
Me, I only do, when I know for FACT, that I'm not going to get laid that night!
JTISTMI