I never actually thew up from alcohol the few times I've drank it. I do very silly things instead. My first trip to London, for example. I had only had two double Vodka and Orange Juices, but it was fair to say that I was swinging. I got it into my head that I wanted to go for a walk late that night, so I took my shoes and sock off and went out for a walk in the seedy streets in my pajamas. Ultimately I got disasterously lost and had to ask the ropiest, rapiest individuals my way back to my hotel. Them not being any help at all, I had to phone my friends and ask them to come and pick me up. They got themselves lost before eventually finding me sat cosily in a Tree.
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