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Do you want to know how totally badass I was when I was in high school? Do you? Do you?
Here’s a list of the posters I had on my wall when I was a teen:
Stevie Nicks – I have a thing for short women. Seriously. Big thing. Dated one that was 4’11″. Pure buckets of awesome, that. And no, I will not tell you about it.
Stevie Nicks? 5’1″. Bonus to her for that weird gypsy/witch thing that she does, all scarves and twirling and singing about druids or sea goddesses or whatever, which basically means that she was really, really high on cocaine a lot.
But man, she was a hottie, am I right? Of course I am. I’d like to Fleetwood Mac her Gold Dust Woman, am I right? Huh? Am I?
I don’t know what I mean by that either.