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Sometimes I can't help myself.
Like, last night, my foster dad asked me if I wanted to come along to my foster grandparents' house for a visit, and without thinking, I popped off with, "Golly! I'd rather slam my head in a door."
Which, you know, is TRUE. I would rather slam my head in a door than go over there. But that was mean, so I immediately apologized to my foster mom, "Linda, I am sorry I said I would rather slam my head in a door than visit your parents."
I blame my malfunctioning Brain to Mouth Filter and the fact that my inner monologue closely resembles the Bataan Death March. Trufax.
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Malanderer, Badlander and Thief, Est. 1982
All the same, baby. All the same.
"You never know what I'll do. I've resequenced my show. I'm a master at sequencing. I'm the one who sequenced for Fleetwood Mac. I sequenced 'Rumours.' Everyone loves my sequences. They're fun.''
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