A day in the life of Stevie Nicks
1. Wake up and spend 20 minutes on the vibrating thing.
2. Have a tall two shot venti skinny soy latte' and have some shredded wheat (to keep regular) and a half a grapefruit.
3. Draw a hot bubble bath with candles and put on some Motown.
4. Put her hair in the giant curler things
5. apply her foundation, pancake and eye makeup, lipstick etc...
6. Put on some clothes
7. Walk the dog
8. Call Sharon and blab while watching Regis and Kelly and the Today show.
9. Drive to the spa to get a mani-pedi/facial/massage
10. Hit the mall and shopping plaza
11. Check out the Music store CD selections and buy all the Street Angle CDs to keep other people from buying them because she is ashamed of it.
12. Move all the Lindsey Buckingham CDs to the Opera section so nobody can find them.
13. Hit the food court for a Hot Dog on a Stick, Chick-fil-a and maybe an Orange Julius.
14. Call Her Mom to see how things are.
15. Come home, sit by the pool and write in her journal
16. Call some random record execs, producers and some other people to let them know she is still alive and kicking
17. Watch Ellen and the afternoon repeat of Oprah while doodling in her notebook
18. Walk the dog
19. Call Sharon and blab about their day
20. Think about what to eat for dinner, Chinese? Italian? Steak house? Small Children?
21. Decides on Steak house, again.
22. Eats Dinner
23. Comes home, plays piano a while
24. Takes off makeup and slips into frumpy Mom-style pjs and bunny slippers
25. applies about 5lbs of blue colored facial creme and spends 20 minutes rubbing it all into every pore
26. wipes of the blue stuff and rubs in some other night cream.
27. lays in bed and flips back and forth between Leno and ex-husband Letterman
28. Watches the news
29. lights out.
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