I love her response to Lindsay Lohan potentially playing her in a bio-pic:
“Over my dead body...she needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip. Then maybe we’ll talk." Also about Lindsay: “She's been saying that for years. I have nothing against her but I'm still living and working. You know
I'm not dead yet.”
You tell her girlfriend! I'd play you better anyway

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My very favorite is when she said "When pigs fly!" but I can't for the life of me find what this was in response to. I must have it on audio b/c I can hear her saying it in my head. Anybody know?