[vivfox]

Originally Posted by Zombie

Him: "You engaged?"

But since he slurred his words really badly, I totally thought he said, "You gay?" because he dropped the "nged" off the end of "engaged."

So I said, "Am I gay?!?! You just walk around asking people that? What's the matter with you?"

And then he said, "NO, I SAID ENGAGED" as everyone around us cracked up, and he was all offended, but pfft. Fortunately, I was done paying by then and just started walking away - but not before he shouts, "Can I have yo' number? Can I? Can I have it?" a few more times for good measure.

Annie: "Sure. (said s-l-o-w-l-y) 8-6-7-5-3-0-9."