Damn, everyone here is tall. I'm short and pear or squash shaped, depending on your fruit or veg preference. I can't gain any weight or I look like an oompa loompa.

I'd like to lose a little, but I've been at plateau lately, so whatever. I'm more in maintenance mode than anything.
I'm pretty muscular now, but thanks to the body shape, I'm probably always going to have big thighs no matter what I do. fml. And cellulite, what the hell? Can this not happen please?