HA! I guess it's because I avoid home ownership?
You're way up on me! I've got:
2 Model 1's
Epiphone Les Paul (studio)
Big baby Taylor Acoustic
Yamaha Nylon string
Cordoba nylon string
Peavey Tracer (80s guitar)
Godin LG
No plan on buying any instruments soon... but I would like to replace my Mesa Rectoverb.