I will never, ever see New Moon. The entire Twilight series was already on my **** list just for being a vampire romance... and then my mom decided to become obsessed with Rob Pattison. She has a poster of him in her bedroom.
But hey, she did pay me $50 to watch the first movie with her-- she's THAT obsessed. Maybe she'll do the same for New Moon. All I know is that 47-year-old women should not be planning monthly trips to LA and deliberately stopping at a young celebrity's favorite bars and restaurants...
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