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Originally Posted by vivfox
I'm starving. So I mix up some pancake batter and put it on the griddle. Then when it's time to turn the pancakes I realize I forgot to put butter on the griddle. So I lift each cake out and put butter in its spot then put the cakes back down. Then I pour myself a large glass of milk. Taste the cold milk. The milk is spoiled. Pour the little more than half full carton down the sink. The pancakes won't cook. They're ruined. Give up on that idea.
Yesterday the toaster sparked so I tossed it in the trash. So no toast today. I was in Target last night and forgot to buy a toaster. I got a 100 pack of blank CD's though. Shows you where my priorities are.
I heated up last nights leftover appetizer from Applebee's, spinach and artichoke dip on tortilla chips. I dig in and then go to put the box on the table. The fork does a backflip and lands on the rug.
What's next???
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What have been you drinking????
