*wild-eyed and in a fevery sweat, I come flailing forward with an arm outstretched, holding out a bottle with most of the grog inside sloshing over the rim*... "guuuh thread, this is -- I liiiike!..." *takes pull from bottle of grog, waddles forward amid scandalized expressions, flashes an ingratiating smile that deteriorates into a wet frown as I look questioningly around, feeling dumbly perturbed by the lack of reaction, shrugs shoulders, steps gingerly over to the wall and sidles across it for balance, quaffs down the last of the liquid with a flourish, curls up in a fetal position in the corner, slurringly singsonging to myself "I zot one. Drinzt when Lindsey says 'we doh have a new album ta promo... yet'... cheers!", flubs lips obnoxiously.
Sorry, I have too much time on my hands this afternoon. Ahem.
-Matt