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Originally Posted by Tango
He was brilliant and a master of language--he was truly the William Safire of comedy. My personal favorite "lecture" was his talk about "stuff." No other comedian could tickle my brain the way he did.
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I also loved the "stuff" lecture as well as his insight into people's "driving habits."
Just from memory:
"No one can go the SAME speed you are going."
You are on the highway tooling along and someone passes you
"Did you see that idiot Martha ? Where's the fire?, He's driving like a madman!"
Next few min. you have to pass someone because they are going a slower speed
than you are:
"Did you see that idiot Martha? He's going so slow a turtle could outrun him!, What a
moron!"
It doesn't matter what speed you are doing no one can be faster or slower without being an idiot,madman and/or moran......
It's a good thing George never drove around with my husband, they both think the same way!!