I've got a big bag that is supposed to be like, a briefcase- heh.
Okay, contents:
ONE tampon!

5 lipsticks
wallet
cellphone
ipod
paperwork
gluesticks
sunglasses
hand sanitizer
lotion
keys
gum
dental floss
Oxy-clean mini spray
Fuji apple
Ibuprofen
2 Klonopin