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1) "We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening."

2) "Johnny, do you like movies about gladiators?" (Airplane! guessed by darklinensuit)

3) "Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex." (Clueless, guessed by Brad)

4) "And if they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs. I was also an incredible pair of legs. And tell them... tell them that I never turned down a friend. I... never turned down a stranger for that matter. And tell them... tell them that when all is said and done, I only ask that people remember me by two simple words... Any two, as long as they're simple."

5) "Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have **** for brains."

6) "I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it."

7) "I tried to kill myself with a Lady Bic. A pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip." (Empire Records, guessed by Sarah)

8) "Hey, where the white women at?"

9) "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky." (Better Off Dead, guessed by darklinensuit)

10) "Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
'Lemmy.'
[imitates a game show buzzer]
'... God?'
"Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy *IS* God." (Airheads, guessed by Sarah)