1. "Explain the situation? Yes. 'Excuse me, sir, my friend was the one balling your wife couple of hours ago. Really sorry. He seems to have left his wallet behind. I was wondering if I come in, just poke around, I don't know."
2. "I'm Addison DeWitt. I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours."
3. "Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop."
4. "Dirt in the fuel line... just blowed it away."
5. "Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself. It always ends bad."
6. "I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up 'money laundering' in a dictionary."
7. "I just wanna know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts."
8. "My colors are "blush" and "bashful."
9. "By the way, I loved you in the Wizard of Oz."
10. "Oh, quit prissing. I don't think you done it right, anyway."
|