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1."Who giveth this woman? "This woman." But she's not a woman. She's still a child. And she's leaving us. What's it going to be like to come home and not find her? Not to hear her voice calling "Hi, Pops" as I come in? I suddenly realized what I was doing. I was giving up Kay. Something inside me began to hurt." Father of the Bride - Brad

2."Anyone! Anyone! It didn't have to be a no-good slut straight from the .gutter. Just as long as she is young, healthy and not a virgin!"

3."Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? " National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - GypsySorcerer
4."Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos" Rocky Horror Picture Show - Brad

5."It was a typical wedding: enemies of the bride on the right, enemies of the groom on the left."

6."Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? "

7."When it comes to bed, there's no difference between a poet, a priest, or a communist! "

8."Lawyers should never marry other lawyers. This is called in-breeding; from this comes idiot children... and other lawyers. "

9."Well I ain't sorry for you no more, ya crazy, psalm-singing, skinny old maid! "

10."That's just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock. "